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Biting right into a peach is an obvious way to consume the sweet, juicy fruit, but they also may be enjoyed in desserts, atop salads, paired with savory dinner dishes or featured in condiments such as salsas and chutneys. However you prefer to eat the fruit, the key to enjoying it is to choose a quality peach. Look for sweet-smelling and firm but not rock-hard peaches absent of brownish bruises.

Forced perspective is a technique that employs optical illusion to make an object appear farther away, closer, larger or smaller than it actually is. It is used primarily in photography, filmmaking and architecture. It manipulates human visual perception through the use of scaled objects and the correlation between them and the vantage point of the spectator or camera. One example of forced perspective is a scene in an action/adventure movie in which dinosaurs are threatening the heroes. By placing a miniature model of a dinosaur close to the camera, the dinosaur may be made to look monstrously tall to the viewer, even though it is just closer to the camera.

Matkot is a popular paddle ball game in Israel similar to beach tennis, often referred to as the country's national sport. It is a non-competitive beach game in which two or more players hit a small rubber squash ball back and forth using wooden paddles; the goal of the game is to hit the ball as many times as possible without dropping it. The racquets are traditionally made of wood, although sometimes the handles are reinforced with a plastic covering. The head of a racquet may vary somewhat in size and shape, but are most commonly circular and about 12 inches in diameter. The racquet handles are short, and with very little trunk between the handle and the racquet head.

You can tell a lot about a person based upon what they have in their movie collection. Here I see... #4 = Scooby Doo, #5 = Scary Movie(?), #6 = Scarface, #7 = The Perfect (??), #8 = Pirates of the Carribean -- can you identify any that didn't?

Around the world, competitive volleyball is usually played only by same-sex teams. However, USA Volleyball, which serves as the national governing body for volleyball in the United States, has special rules that allow for mixed-sex, or coed, teams. These rules take into consideration the greater average strength and reach of male players and adapt official guidelines to create optimal play for teams comprised of both males and females. One form of coed volleyball, reverse coed or sometimes shortened to simply RCO, requires specific changes to net height and restrictions on the actions of certain players in order to emphasize the role of female players in the game.

While I enjoy shooting all of my guns, cleaning them afterwards can be kind of a love-hate relationship. I love cleaning the first two or perhaps three, but beyond that it's kind of like what the fuck. One of the worst offenders of the bunch is also my favorite to shoot -- my Mosins and their corrosive Soviet army surplus ammo. Corrosive ammunition contains primers that include a corrosive salt. This salt sticks tothe inside of the barrel and attracts moisture. As one might imagine, moisture in the barrel of a gun is a Very Bad Thing. So cleaning your firearm immediately after firing corrosive ammo -- and I mean within he first 12 hours -- is non negotiable. I used to run patch after patch after patch through the long 30" barrels until I discoverd the glory goodnss that is the bore snake. It's pretty much a long sord with a weight on one and and brass bristles on the other; drop the weight through the barrel to the other end, and pull the brstles through. Do this several time and viola, a 30 minuite cleaning job gets cut down to 3 or 4 minutes. There are several other calibers to choose from: .308, .38/.357, 12ga to name a few, but you may have to scroll a little bit.

Here's a great gallery of brunette model Carol Lisherness in tons of hot outfits from bikinis to a sexy bunny outfit. She has a beautiful face along with lovely curves so be sure to check out the entire gallery. You're welcome.

The Navy doesn't have an official motto like the Marine Corps does, but Navy Secretary Ray Mabus likes to use an unofficial one — Semper Fortis. Which as any self respecting guy knows, is the US Marine Corps motto meaning 'always faithful.' "It's been there as long as the Marines have had ‘Semper Fi,'" Mabus said in a recent interview. “Semper Fortis is to the Navy what Semper Fi is to the Marine Corps.” Semper Fortis translates to English a few ways, including “always strong” or “always courageous,” according to Latin dictionaries. The Secrerary of the Navy often incorporates Semper Fortis into his speeches and all-hands calls.