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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 27, 2015
April 27, 2015

Now You Know Why They Called Them Flying Fortresses.

The Boeing B-17G Flying Fortress named "Snake Hips" arrived at the 327th Bombing Squadron of the 92nd Bombing Group in February of 1944. It flew on operations continuously from then, surviving totally unscathed until the August 24th mission to Merseburg, when the bomber took a 88mm flak round hit directly in the bomb bay. Miraculously, the full load of bombs did not detonate, although ball turret gunner Sgt Gordon V Wescott was fatally wounded by the shell's explosion. Pilots 2Lt John Bosko and 2Lt Curt H Koehnert fought to keep the bomber aloft. On the way home the hydraulic system caught fire and burning fluid spread over the floor of the fuselage and the catwalk of the bomb bay. Engineer SSgt Peter W LaFleur tried to put the blaze out with a fire extinguisher, and when this ran dry, resorted to tearing the flaming insulation from the walls with his bare hands. The bombs were then jettisoned, but there were five hang-ups, and the crew knew that the damaged bombs could explode at any moment. Bombardier SSgt Jerome E Charbonneau, working perilously on the slippery, burning catwalk in the wide open bomb bay, directed the waist gunners and the the radio operator as they defused the bombs. Midway over the North Sea two engines died from fuel starvation, but the crippled bomber finally made it to Suffolk, England where Bosko ordered the crew to bail out. He couldn't leave the controls himself because the plane was so badly damaged that it would have fallen out of the sky the moment he released the controls. Bosko Eventually succeeded in landing one of the most badly-damaged B-17s to make it back to the Allied territory.

If I were to form a sentence that includes the words: "Mount Everest" and "avalanche", you pretty much know things are not going to end well for someone. So if if you'd like to know what it was like at the Mount Everest basecamp when the avalanche happened, here's your answer.

Welts are bumps in the skin that are caused by a fluid buildup directly below the surface of the skin. Depending on the cause, a welt may be a sign of a serious problem, or it may be something which will resolve on its own, given enough time. When welts are a sign of a medical problem, they are usually accompanied by other symptoms which provide clues to the problem. Physical trauma such as a blow can cause a welt, and welts can also be caused by allergic reactions, infections, injections, insect bites, and skin reactions, in very sensitive people.

So I busted out the ol Marlin Model 60 this past weekend -- it's 1978 production so no pussy tube limit for me -- and did me some plinking up at Babcock/Webb outdoor range. I didn't have any reactive targets with me this time, just some old paper ones with black silouettes. Man was that a fucking mistake. Out at 50 yards -- which is far as I shoot .22s there, because its pretty windy and blows the rounds around pretty good -- I could barely see the tiny holed in that black paper. Had I used my head, I would have picked up some of these flourescent green and orange targets, which would have made visibility much better. Any idea who makes those and where I can pick some up?

Thought you might like this, Thailand's ladyboy army. Stickboy.

You knew this was coming after your Detroit Red Wings suck comment. I'm sure I'm not the only one sending you this updated information on how far behind the older Bruins organization lags the newer Winged Wheels teams. Detroit was awarded an NHL franchise in 1926. The Bruins have won six Stanley Cup championships. The team has been in existence since 1924. As of 2014, the Red Wings have won the most Stanley Cup championships (11) of any NHL franchise based in the United States, and are third overall in total NHL championships. They have made the playoffs in 28 of the last 30 seasons; their playoff streak currently stands at 24 in a row (1991–2015), which is the longest current streak of post-season appearances in all of North American professional sports. Jon

Bought directly from Hewlett-Packard, the HP Deskjet 3940 Color Inkjet Printer and two ink cartridges cost $49.99. If you purchase a set of those cartridges separately, and eventually, you will, they will run you $29.99. That means the printer itself only costs about $20. How good a printer do you get for $20? A surprisingly good one, ideal for extremely light-duty use such as printing a few pages of homework a few times a week plus the occasional photo. The HP Deskjet 3940 is relatively small, so it will fit just about anywhere. As you might expect at this price, it has a limited set of features, but this makes setup easy.

Stephen "The Rifleman" Flemmi was Whitey Bulger's partner and key lieutenant during Bulger's reign as the leader of the Winter Hill Gang. Flemmi was a key witness against Bulger, who was convicted of a string of crimes including 19 murders. Those victims include Flemmi's stepdaughter Deborah Hussey. Flemmi began a relationship with her mother, Marion Hussey, when Deborah was 2, he told the court. Reluctantly, Flemmi admitted Deborah Hussey called him Daddy, that he had read her stories and had driven her to school. But in January 1985, when Hussey was 26, she took the last ride of her life with her stepfather. "Did you drive your daughter to her death?" Bulger defense attorney Hank Brennan asked Flemmi. "I drove her to the location, yes," Flemmi answered. Brennan asked him about the ride to the house where, Flemmi told the court, Whitey Bulger looped a rope around her neck, tied a stick to the rope and twisted it until she choked to death. Then Flemmi got on his knees and pulled out her teeth to prevent her being identified.

I'm sorry but is ... is... is that a loaf of bread?

Hey Ernie. I am pretty sure the coffee she spilled is Nescafe Gold Blend. You can get it on Amazon for 15 bucks. That is an expensive cuppa Joe. Eric R

Big Ern! Found the coffee in record time, google image search "Instant Coffee with Gold Lid" and Nescafe Gold shows up. Mark

I couldn't find an image of the back of one, but I'm willing to bet the girl drinking coffee in the nude prefers Nescafe Gold. Cameron

Well these two girls look all tuckered out, but I can't quite figure out where they've spending their spring break. As best I can tell, the airport code on their luggage reads PMT which is Paramakotoi Airport in fucking Guyana, which isn't a country exactly known for their tourism.

Here are 15 of the best low-spec games to play on your old or outdated machine or laptop. You don't need a beefy, top-of-the-line PC to run any of these titles -- when I say low-spec games like Half-Life 2 -- I'm talking Windows XP with 1Ghz processor and 1Gb of RAM kind of low-spec.

Your bird's environment is very important, and though it seems as though what's inside his cage would be more so, it is just as important to find the right location in your house for your birdcage. This location is an integral part of your bird's environment and daily life and a healthy bird must live in a well-placed cage. Birds need at least one side of their cage up against a wall, as it provides them with a feeling of security. The ideal placement is in a corner where they can have two walls. Additionally, you shouldn't put your bird's cage directly in front of a window, as outside factors like dogs, hawks, and storms will scare them.


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