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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 28, 2015

April 28, 2015

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid.

Perhaps you already know that you aren't supposed to ride against traffic on a bicycle, but do you know the reason behind the rule? By riding against traffic, you are putting yourself in a dangerous situation and reducing the odds that you will be seen by motorists. When you ride against traffic, you increase the speed of a potential crash, and faster crashes are deadlier crashes. Traveling in the same direction as traffic reduces the speed of a potential crash. When drivers turn onto a one-way street, they may only look for traffic coming from one direction, and riding against traffic means turning motorists may not even look for you. Road signs and signals are oriented towards traffic traveling in the correct direction. So if you ride against traffic, you can't see the signs and signals.

The Xbox 360's original graphical user interface was the Xbox 360 Dashboard; a tabbed interface that featured five "Blades" (formerly four blades), and was designed by AKQA and Audiobrain. It could be launched automatically when the console booted without a disc in it, or when the disc tray was ejected, but the user had the option to select what the console does if a game is in the tray on start up, or if inserted when already on. A simplified version of it was also accessible at any time via the Xbox Guide button on the gamepad. This simplified version showed the user's gamercard, Xbox Live messages and friends list. It also allowed for personal and music settings, in addition to voice or video chats, or returning to the Xbox Dashboard from the game.

Which would you rather have to do: break into a store protected by these Koreans, or try to get the puck past Niklas Kronwall.

Hey Ernie, Very long time reader. You rock. It looks like the bag tags read PMI which is Palma Mallorca. The tags were issued by SAS -- Scandanavian Air System which do operate flights from Stockholm. I hope that helps. Keep making us laugh! Carl from Canada

Hey Ernie, those two girls must have flown into Palma de Mallorca (PMI), on Islas Baleares just south of Spain. The hint is the outlet next to the bed, looks like either a Type C or Type F. Mark

So The Boss Lady has really been riding my ass lately about salt. Now I don't put it on much, I've grown up most of my life without every picking up a salt shaker. But with some good maccaroni salad, many shake that shit! I'd like to grab some of this stuff in the white bottle, any idea what brand salt it is?

Every amateur model has a great figure, but some put the time in to sculpt their bodies to get the look they really want. Some like to compete professionally, while others who are just workout warriors who love having that hard body and tight abs. Here are some of the favorites.

Hi Ernie, You think you've had a bad day . . . this just happened, I think on the 25th. Cheers, Charley

The closest match I could find to those neon targets are these Champion Scorekeeper. Tim in Okla

Illustrative of Moore's Corollary to Poe's Law -- sarcasm must be clearly identified or the reader thinks your serious -- which states that any sufficiently advanced troll is nearly indistinguishable from a genuine fucking nutjob. As such, I can't decide if some of these body hacks are for realz, or examples of advanced level trolling.

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