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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 1, 2015
May 1, 2015

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Here's a pretty good challenge for you. I need someone to identify this lighthouse and show me where it is. Given the staggered arrangements of the windows leading up the entire height, my first guess was the Cape Wickham Lighthouse. But that turned out to be a no go because there's no wide rim of bricks around the bottom of the Wickham, its sides are smooth all the way to the bottom, where as the one in my photo is not.

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Bohnanza is a German-style card game of trading and politics, designed by Uwe Rosenberg and released in 1997 by Amigo Spiele in German and by Rio Grande Games in English. It is played with a deck of cards with comical illustrations of eleven different types of beans, which the players are trying to plant and sell in order to raise money. Uwe Rosenberg and Hanno Girke have designed a number of expansions to the game, some of which were released as limited editions by Lookout Games. A wild west-themed expansion which adds buildings which can be purchased when a player cashes in a field. This expansion was revised by Amigo in 2001 to include Prohibohn, an expansion for Al Cabohne. The English version contains the additional material from the Amigo revision as well as the cards from the Erweiterungset revision.

Now, the weekend is upon us, so don't forget to throw away all of your empty pizza boxes and recycle your empty beer cans.

Hey Ernie. Immediately after Archie Bradley was hit in the face with the ball, the first baseman ran over, picked up the ball and turned to the umpire at first base and asked for time out. The umpire granted him that time out and at that point the play was dead. Were Gonzalez to go over and check on Bradley and be tagged with the ball, it would not count. Matt

Hi Ernie - you probably have a dozen answers already, but as baseball is near and dear to my heart, thought I would drop a line. The answer is no, and yes....the runner is not allowed to leave the base while the play is live, but if you watch the video, you can see both the catcher and second baseman raising their arms asking for time, and the home plate umpire raising his, granting it. This can be done if the ball is in the infield in the possession of the defending team. After time has been granted, the player could leave the base to check on the player. And to differentiate between the hidden ball trick and this situation....the player would be alright away from the base until time was called back "in" by the home plate umpire. The hidden ball trick takes place after the game goes back "live". I would assume the umpire would be willing to give the player time to get back to the base in this situation. Hope that helps. Jim

After losing my tumblr source over a month ago, finally a Las Vegas Hotel challenge. Where is she staying?

Cruise ship passengers should not bring life jackets to the muster drill. Instead guests are directed to proceed directly to their muster stations in the unlikely event of an emergency and upon hearing the emergency signal. This reduces the chance for cross-traffic and improves response time at muster stations, as guests do not need to return to their staterooms to retrieve their lifejackets if they are in another part of the ship at the time. Crew members will provide guests with life jackets at the muster stations. In the unlikely event of an emergency, one of the most important aspects is to account for all persons onboard, and this process facilitates that accountability.

Hi Ernie, There used to be a brilliant sketch comedy show on BBC called "The Mitchell and Webb Effect". In light of your post today, I present to you their version of Admiral Dönitz becoming Fuhrer. Cheers, Charley

Hey Ernie, the maps challenge of the beauty in front of a dome wasn't all that difficult. Saw it was the Sun Dome at the University of South Florida, and just matched up the architecture to the overhead view, dropped the Street View guy here, and everything matches up. The paint doesn't match because of the 2011 renovation completed in April of 2012. Mark

Okay, this banner is written in Chinese, amirite? If so, who can tell me what it reads?

What's the best way to get the attention of recently-single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo? Stripping naked while reporting on the Real Madrid forward's latest fling during a television news segment seems like a good place to start. At least it is if your body looks anything like that of Venezuelan TV presenter Yuvi Pallares.


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