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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 5, 2015
May 5, 2015

It Is Impossible To Not Read That In Bob Uecker's Voice.

Cinco de Mayo -- Spanish for "fifth of May" -- is celebrated in the United States and in Mexico, primarily in the state of Puebla,where the holiday is called El Día de la Batalla de Puebla. Mexican Americans also often see the day as a source of pride; one way they can honor their ethnicity is to celebrate this day. The date is observed to commemorate the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. In the United States, Cinco de Mayo is sometimes mistaken to be Mexico's Independence Day -- the most important national holiday in Mexico -- which is celebrated on September 16.

Aries is the first astrological sign in the Zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign between March 21 and April 21 each year. This time duration is exactly the first month of Solar Hejri calendar. Under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits Aries from 15 April to 15 May. The symbol of the ram is based on the Chrysomallus, the flying ram that provided the Golden Fleece.

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To fold a towel swan, follow these six simple steps. Spread the bath towel out landscape style. Start rolling the left and right sides of the towel towards the mid point of the towel. Keep rolling until you reach the middle of the towel. Rotate your shape 90 degrees. The point becomes the beak of the swan. Gently shape the towel back on itself to make a swan shape. Roll the hand towel lengthwise. Fold it in half, and put it on top of the body of the swan. This provides the support needed to prop up the neck of your creation, which gives it a more realistic looking appearance.

A credit card's magstripe works similarly to cassette tape. It uses tiny magnetic particles, which are embedded in plastic, to encode information. The pole orientation of the particles—north or south—determines what is written on the magstripe. A magstripe can hold approximately 100 bytes of information. On a credit card, this information typically includes: the card holder's name, the card's account number, the expiration date, and the Card Security Code (CSC) which is also called the Card Verification Value (CVV). This information is all that is needed to process a credit card transaction.

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Your nose runs when you're crying because the tears from your tear glands not only drain out onto your face, but there is also a passage way in the inner corner of your eye that leads into your nose. Specifically, the tears drain into your nose via the nasolacrimal duct which drains into the inferior nasal meatus. Once in your nose, the tears mix with mucus to form very liquidy snot. This is actually happening all the time, but when you cry, there is simply a lot more moisture from your eyes going into your nose than normal, making the mucus in your nose even more liquidy than it would otherwise be.

And here's a little bit for everyone: the Stan Lee Cameo School, featuring Kevin Smith, Tara Reid, Michael Rooker, Jason Mewes and Lou Ferrigno. Yes, that Tara Reid.

Fungating cancer wounds develop when cancer that is growing under the skin breaks through the skin. They are rare, and most people who have cancer will never have one. The symptoms they may cause include leakage, an unpleasant smell, pain, bleeding and itching. The symptoms of a fungating wound may be distressing or embarrassing. But it's important to remember that you're probably more aware of the wound than other people.

Fantasy Life is a role-playing video game developed by Level-5, with production assistance from Brownie Brown and h.a.n.d. for the Nintendo 3DS. The game was previously being developed for the Nintendo DS. On April 10, 2013, Level-5 revealed that the game had sold over 300,000 copies in Japan since its launch. Carrotellas are an enemy in Fantasy Life, resemble a large dancing carrot, and are capable of healing itself. The Carotella can be found on the East Grassy Plains, usually near Carroty enemies.

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