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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 6, 2015
May 6, 2015

Meanwhile In Baltimore.

Okay, here's a genuine photo challenge that I can't fucking solve. Seriously, I've been sitting on these two photos for the last week -- flame parade -- and the same woman at a different location -- spending a little time here and there but still no dice. Here's a close up of what I believe to be relevent clues. Good fucking luck.

If you thought cringe-comedy died along with Curb Your Enthusiasm, you must not be a regular viewer of The Price Is Right. That's because a contestant on a recent episode, who just so happened to be in a wheelchair, was given a pretty uncomfortable prize: a fucking treadmill. The only thing that would have been worse would be if they had given her a fucking bike.

A cattle guard is a type of obstacle used to prevent livestock, such as sheep, cattle, pigs, horses, or mules from passing along a road or railway which penetrates the fencing surrounding an enclosed piece of land. It consists of a depression in the road covered by a transverse grid of bars or tubes, normally made of metal and firmly fixed to the ground on either side of the depression, such that the gaps between them are wide enough for animals' legs to fall through, but sufficiently narrow not to impede a wheeled vehicle or human foot. This provides an effective barrier to animals without impeding wheeled vehicles, as the animals are reluctant to walk on the grates.

If you're anything like this female Cubs fan from Sunday's game against the Milwaukee Brewers at Wrigley Field, you snap a cleavage selfie with your big tits.

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Hi Ernie, Got a pretty good infographic here about the best James Bond watches from over the years. Best Regards, David

What up pimp? Three things you left out of your post on solar power was the inherent danger of the entire system. 1) You can't turn off a solar panel. It's always producing some energy. Lockout/Tagout (LOTO) on a solar panel? Go piss up a rope. 2) The batteries, when charging, off-gas hydrogen. Hydrogen will burn. If the requisite ventilation fan fails, those Tesla batteries will continue to charge. Batteries will continue to off-gas hydrogen. Room fills with hydrogen. Hindenburg. 3) In the event of a police shooting, the rioters will see your solar panels, assume you are a rich ass 1%'er and you will die. Ryan

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Here's something you don't see very often: buy one handgun and get a second one free. And they're both SigSauers, too, not some off brand piece of crap.

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