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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 8, 2015
May 8, 2015

Sorry Folks, Hollywood Is Closed. The Moose Out Front Should Have Told Ya.

In celebration of the 70th anniversary of Victory in Europe Day, you can watch the live feed of the Department of Defense's Arsenal of Democracy flyover parade.

National Lampoon's Vacation, sometimes referred to as Vacation, is a 1983 Technicolor comedy film directed by Harold Ramis and starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Dana Barron, and Anthony Michael Hall. The screenplay was written by John Hughes, based on a fictionalized account of his own family's ill-fated trip to Disneyland when Hughes was a boy. The film was a box-office hit, earning more than $61 million in the US with an estimated budget of $15 million, and received widespread acclaim from critics. In 2000, readers of Total Film voted it the 46th greatest comedy film of all time. It continues to be a cult film and a staple on cable television, to the point that HomeAway, Inc. hired Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo to reprise their roles once again in a 2010 advertisement campaign aired during Super Bowl XLIV.

And now, unfortunately, Hollywood is coming out with a remake with Clark Griswold's son Russ has the father figure, taking his own family on a disaster filled trip to Walley World. Well I've justed watched the first trailer and I think it fucking sucks. Mainly because I am sbsolutely no fan of Ed Helms; I just don't find him funny at all. But I will admit I LOL'd at the nod to the famous Ferrari scene with Christie Brinkley. No word on whether or not they'll re-enact the famous St Louis scene.

I was hoping that maybe one of you folks who rountinely ride your city's subway system might be ale to identify what Green Market this sign is for. My hunch is the rather distinctive green tiles on the wall might be used to identify what subway system. And perhaps this is slightly unethical of me, but please notice the -IARS in smaller letters.

Ernie, I believe the canned food product on the counter next to that lovely lady is called BigEat. NorCalJeff

Hi Ernie, Wattie's Big Eat is tasty, easy to prepare and will satisfy the biggest hunger any time of the day. Ravioli bolognese is made with a combination of tasty beef and cheesy ravioli in a rich bolognese sauce (It can be found in New Zealand). G'Day - John

Hi Ernie, never had it, but now i'm hungry. Andrew

Tony Chachere was a pharmaceutical salesman-turned-insurance agent who built a strong regional reputation during the late 20th century for his cooking, including dishes with local seafood and wild game. Following the success of Chachere's Cajun Country Cookbook in 1972, he created Tony Chachere's Original Creole Seasoning; the main ingredients of which are salt and red pepper; however, garlic and other spices also contribute to the flavor. The company now offers a variety of cookbooks, seasoning blends, dinner mixes, marinades, sauces, batters, and frozen items that are prepared with Chachere's products.

With more and more citizens taking on the responsibility of protecting themselves these days, the market for compact pocket pistols has evolved to match this growing demand. Gone are the days of only a few straight-blowback .25 and .32 ACP pistols from which to choose. In fact, today there are more offerings available in this category than ever before. Here are the most popular pocket carry pistols on the market today. Remember though: even with pocket carry -- especially with pocket carry -- you're going to want to pick up a small kydex holster that covers the trigger.

Civil disobedience is the active, professed refusal to obey certain laws, demands, or commands of a government, or of an occupying international power. In seeking an active form of civil disobedience, one may choose to deliberately break certain laws, such as by forming a peaceful blockade or occupying a facility illegally, though sometimes violence has been known to occur. It is usually recognized that lawbreaking, if it is not done publicly, at least must be publicly announced in order to constitute civil disobedience.

The movie poster is Taxi Driver. Perhaps even weirder than Cybill Shepherd starring in it (I guessed her name from the pic) is that Jodi Foster was also in that movie. Keep 'em coming! Dan

Susan Sykes is a television personality, big-bust model, and former stripper who performs under the stage name Busty Heart. Sykes worked as an assistant at an investment firm and paralegal for a large law firm before her career in the entertainment business. Among her most famous television appearances, she was on Comedy Central's The Man Show, where she demonstrated her talent for crushing beer cans by slamming her breasts on top of them. She has also appeared in the film The Dictator; she plays the role of Etra, one of the titular dictator's bodyguards who uses her breasts as weapons.

Embassy Suites is an upscale chain of all-suite hotels. All guest rooms of this chain feature a separate living area as well as a sleeping area. Like many hotels, guests can choose from a king-sized bed or two queen beds. The living area often consists of a sofa bed with matching chairs and a separate television. The majority of Embassy Suites hotels have an atrium-style layout. The interior of the hotel may have a tropical rainforest setting complete with waterfall, bridges, a large dining area, and panoramic elevators. The guest rooms of most locations have a window offering a view of the atrium.

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