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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 20, 2015
May 20, 2015

Some Motherfuckers Just Can't Accept An Apology.

When I come across a photo that I can use on EHOWA, it usually falls under one of two categories. First are the 'informationa' ones where I simply explain something to you. For example, I can tell you that once Agip fuel company that incorporated small Italian bakeries into some of their gas stations; those stations could be identified by the Ciao Agip signs out front. The second category is the photo challenge, where I ask you what baseball stadium is on that poster. But every once in awhile, I kind of stumble across the hybrid. I was going to explain to you what the fuck this curved handled thing is leaning against the window, but fuck all if I can figure out what it is. The top is too curved and the shaft too thin to be a canoe paddle, so if you can pick up your goddamn smartphone, help me out because I'm genuinely fucking stumped. What the fuck is it?

Dan Bilzerian was born in Tampa, Florida, to Paul Bilzerian and Terri Steffen and has a brother, Adam. Half of the Bilzerian family was killed during the Armenian Genocide. His father, who is of Armenian descent, was a successful corporate raider on Wall Street and set up large trusts funds for each of his sons. Bilzerian entered the Navy SEAL training program in 2000. After several attempts, he did not graduate the program. As a professional poker player Bilzerian's most notable cash was in the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event, for which he appeared on six episodes of the show's television broadcast. Starting in 2013, Bilzerian gained media attention from photos posted on his Instagram account. In December 2014, Bilzerian was embroiled in a legal matter with pornographic actress Janice Griffith, whom he threw off the roof of a house and into a pool as part of a photoshoot for Hustler magazine in April 2014. She fell short of the pool, hitting the edge, and broke her foot. Due to his lavish lifestyle, he reportedly suffered three heart attacks before the age of 32.

Silly lady, you can't see the the Cirqu Du Soleil from your hotel, that's the the MGM. What hotel did she mistakenly make her reservation for?

Hey Ernie, The water bottle brand that the beautiful young lady has, is from Ralphs, a Southern California grocery chain. Keep up the good work. NorCal Jeff

Hi Ernie. The California cash refund and the red Ralph's logo gave it away. Ralph's is a grocery chain in Southern California. I know it is a shitty picture for proof but this all I can find. While you are at Ralph's I bet you can find the Madea video in the $5 bin with other classics as Let's Go to Prison and Homeward Bound 3. You can find the crackers on aisle 7. Later Eric

Okay, refresh my memory. I am almost 99% certain that we've done a challenge on this marina before, but fuck all if I can find the photo. I seem to remember those ladies standing against a bar out on a pier. Am I losing my fucking mind, or what?

The AK-74 is an assault rifle developed in the early 1970s, by Russian designer Mikhail Kalashnikov as the replacement for the earlier AK-47. The rifle first saw service with Soviet forces engaged in the 1979 Afghanistan conflict. Here we have Larry from Vickers Tactical gives us an inside look to the AK-74. And of course should the mood strike you, you can pick up your own semiautomatic AK-74 starting just over $500 each.

A morcellator is a surgical instrument used for division and removal of large masses of tissues during laparoscopic surgery. It can consist of a hollow cylinder that penetrates the abdominal wall, ending with sharp edges or cutting jaws] through which a grasper can be inserted to pull the mass into the cylinder to cut out an extractable piece. In laparoscopic hysterectomy the uterus is minced up, or morcellated, into smaller pieces inside the woman's belly cavity in order to extract from the abdomen.

Hey Ernie, I found the green bottle, it appears to be Garnier Fructis Style Spike Explosion Power Gel. Keep up the good work. JB

A trellis is an architectural structure, usually made from an open framework or lattice of interwoven or intersecting pieces of wood, bamboo or metal that is normally made to support and display climbing plants, especially shrubs. There are many types of trellis for different places and for different plants, from agricultural types, especially in viticulture, which are covered at vine training systems, to garden uses for climbers such as grapevines, clematis, ivy, and climbing roses or other support based growing plants. The fan trellis is especially common in rose-growing areas, and many climbing rose varieties require a trellis to reach their potential as garden plants.

I remember watching cartoons like this when I was kid, and in my innocence, didn't think anything of it. Now when I watch them? HOLY SHIT! Mississippi Swing - All This and Rabbit Stew - Jungle Jitters - Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat - although to be fair, I still don't have a problem with Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips or Daffy the Commando.

And so far, no one has been able to locate this old Soviet World War II memorial.

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