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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 21, 2015
May 21, 2015

No Fucks Will Be Given Today, Tomorrow, Or Next Week.

Drag racers first recognized the traction benefit of slick tires, whose benefit they could readily verify by elapsed times for the standing-start quarter mile. In spite of compelling evidence of improved traction, more than twenty years passed before slicks were commonly used for racing cars, and another twenty before they reached racing motorcycles. Today, slicks are used in all weather on most street motorcycles.

One of the cool things about Grand Theft Auto V is that the player isn't tied to any specific linear set of tasks and is pretty much free to do whatever he or she wants within it. Most of us abuse this freedom by running amok with guns and cars, but one player known as LioN KoLLA used the game to create something qorthwhile: a goddamn Breaking Bad tribute.

The Home Depot is an American retailer of home improvement and construction products and services. It operates many big-box format stores across the United States including all 50 U.S. states, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, the United States Virgin Islands and Guam, all ten provinces of Canada, as well as Mexico. Home Depot stores average 105,000 square feet in size and are organized warehouse-style, stocking a large range of supplies. The company color is a bright orange and is on signs, equipment and employee aprons. It was announced in August 2014 that Craig Menear will take over for Frank Blake as CEO while Blake will remain the chairman of the board.

Pay attention people, because the early bird gets the worm: CCI Mini-Mag 22 LR40 Gr 100-Round Box - $7.99 (Limit 5) with free shipping, if you get to this shit early. Added bonus: you get a $10 mail in rebate, knocking it down to $6/100 rounds.

I suppose finding this building on Google Streetview would be pretty easy for anyone who can read the language.

Hey Ernie, Could the photo challenge from December 20, 2013 featured the same girls in a different pose, be where you remember them from. Tim [YES!]

Hey Ernie, Yep, I remember that photo challenge, too. The girls are at South Padre Island, Texas, on a boat in front of Palm St. Pier Bar & Grill. More photos here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

I tried to find a better quality version of this photo, but no dice. Regardless, it's still doable. Show me where she pulled over.

World of Warcraft (WoW) is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) created in 2004 by Blizzard Entertainment. It is the fourth released game set in the fantasy Warcraft universe, which was first introduced by Warcraft: Orcs & Humans in 1994. With 7.1 million subscribers as of May 2015, World of Warcraft is currently the world's most-subscribed MMORPG, and holds the Guinness World Record for the most popular MMORPG by subscribers. Having grossed over 10 billion dollars as of July 2012, it is also the highest grossing video game of all time. In January 2014 it was announced that more than 100 million player accounts had been created over the game's lifetime.

And don't be shy about getting in on these photo challenges, everybody gets busted checking out the hot chick every once in a while.

Ernie, As it looks like the Monte Carlo is blocking the MGM I'm guessing she is staying way back at the Aria. Tom

Hi Ernie, The beautiful woman is staying at the Tower Suite at the Aria hotel at 3730 South Las Vegas Boulevard, Las Vegas, Nevada. If you go to this site and click on the Chrystals Suite, and then on Virtual Tour you will see the similar view and the similar window treatment. Yes, you are gonna need to get the suite and have a mountain of blow to get a chick like that in Vegas. Have a good one. Eric

Well that was unexpected: Martin Lewis, a 62-year-old retired San Antonio police detective, was among the 170 bikers rounded up after the Waco biker shootout. Meanwhile, the dumb cunts over at Moms Demand Action actually believe background checks would have prevented the Waco biker shooting.

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?

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