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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 26, 2015
May 26, 2015

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We're all trying to balance today's strains on personal time, family time, and work. For more than 30 years, Perception Kayaks have introduced more people to paddling than probably any other kayak maker. In fact, Perception pioneered the plastic kayak, which began an explosion in the sport beyond what we ever would have dreamed then. Almost anyone that paddles knows the Perception name and its storied history, as they move into the future with even more innovation and the reliable quality that everyone has come to expect. Now, more than ever, it's time for you to discover the concept that has kept Perception Kayaks popular all these years.

Of course, everybody already knew professional athletes make a shitload of money, but seeing it in pay stub form just makes it so much more real. Somebody taking a tour of Wrigley Field earlier this week found an Andrew McCutchen pay stub just lying around in the visitors' locker room. That somebody took a photo of it and sent it to a friend.

Back in the 1900s, cigarette manufactures used to insert stiffening cards into their paper cigarette packs to add strength and help them last longer. Along the way, someone had the bright idea of printing trivia, artwork and even famous people and athletes (onto the stiffening cards. In the early 20th Century, Gallaher's Cigarettes printed a special series of 100 “How to do it” cards that included some truly useful and helpful tips for everyday situations and problems.

Everyone knows redheads have crazy tempers, and this one is no exception. We have dinner reservations, but she didn't give me a street address. Can you show me on Streetview where I'm headed?

I found this door... The location is in Novosibirsk Oblast, Russia This is the street view but the door is located on the other side of the building. one of the photos in google earth has a shot of this same door.Rick

Thought you would enjoy this. Thanks for all the entertainment you provide. Andy

The whole idea of a split swim fin is that the blade causes a vortex in the water as you swim along; on the divers upward fin stroke, where minimal propulsion is achieved in any fin, the split blade opens up and allows water to easily pass through. These features essentially provide excellent propulsion for less effort and ensure that a split fin is more efficient than a paddle fin. In essence, split fins are easy to use and as a result, many divers find that they can conserve up to 40% more air with a split fin over a more traditional paddle blade. People who suffer from cramping, are injured or have weak knees, ankles or back problems will benefit from using split fins because they are so easy to use.

Can you show me where I should make reservations to enjoy a such a beautiful view of the falls?

Old and busted: You've heard of the Ryan brothers in “Saving Private Ryan” and perhaps the Sullivan brothers in the old black-and-white “The Fighting Sullivans.” The new hotness: Stella Pietkiewicz who had seven sons serve in World War II. Added bonus: they all came back safely.

Easy one, even for a stupid guy like me- just threw it into any search engine and it came up. The Hotel Figueroa always has some cool advertising or art on it and is mere blocks behind the Staples Center. JK

Hey man, You leave Florida and decide Eastern Washington is your thing? Nathan

Ernie's Fuel Stops has 3 premier fuel stop locations for your convenience is the State of Washington: it's not the one in Kent, Washington, nor the one in Federal Way, Washington, so it must be the one in Lake Moses! Washington state is a far cry from New York City. From what I can tell, she's waiting to buy Broadway tickets in an rather historical part of New York City. Can you tell me how this location got its name?

Before we go, let's take a close look inside Casa de Machete, where Danny Trejo explains his transformation from convict to movie star. Food for thought: does he chalk his success up to his Machete Bike or his Machete Spatula?

Tangrams are ancient Chinese geometric puzzles that have fascinated countless generations of people from around the world. With its gorgeous wood pieces and storage tray, Tangram Master puts an elegant new twist on this timeless classic by providing a competitive format for up to four players. To play, first distribute a set of seven tans to each player; then select a game board from the illustrated book of playable puzzles; and finally, race to see who can complete the puzzle first. Tangram Master also includes historical information about tangrams, and some nice photos of old sets.

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