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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 5, 2015
June 5, 2015

Oh, Like You've Never Had A Coffee Facial Before.

The tibia, also known as the shinbone, is the larger and stronger of the two bones in the leg below the knee in vertebrates, and it connects the knee with the ankle bones. It is categorized as a long bone and is as such composed of a diaphysis and two epiphyses. The diaphysis is the midsection of the tibia also known as shaft or body. While the epiphyses are the two rounded extremities of the bone; an upper epiphysis(also known as superior or proximal) closest to the thigh and a lower epiphysis (also known as inferior or distal) closest to the foot. The tibia is commonly recognized as the strongest weightbearing bone of the body.

What kind of an egotistical, self-centered asshole would order himself a $15,000 lemon rum birthdaycake designed to look like stacks of money and covered in more than 10,000 Swarovski crystals? Glad you asked. Here's a closer look at Floyd Mayweather's birthday cake, as well as some footage from the party.

Arrow's Flight is a fantasy novel by Mercedes Lackey. Arrow's Flight was Lackey's second published work, and is the fifth in the "Heralds of Valdemar" series. The book is set in the fictional world of Velgarth, where the Queen's Own Herald Talia, Herald Kris and their Companions struggle to control Talia's rogue Gift and survive the mysterious presence of the Forest of Sorrows. Arrow's Flight is the central book of a trilogy which began in Arrows of the Queen and concludes in Arrow's Fall.

Good Morning. The Haywire poster in the background of the picture of the hot chick with the exposed love pillow is for Haywire Hefeweizen. It is a wheat ale and here is a review of it. Take care, Eric

That would be Pyramid Hefeweizen wheat ale, Unfiltered, Like life itself. Rick

A few people have lamented that by the time they made it around to visiting EHOWA, the .22 ammo deal from Wednesday had already sold out. Two pieces of advice: one, visit EHOWA sooner. And two, you can set up alerts to be sent to your email. Me, I put in the email address of my phone, so I'll receive them no matter where I am. On the mornings where I receive one while I'm working on the day's update, that's what I post. But don't wait for me, sign up yourself.

Blue Moon Belgian White is a Belgian-style witbier brewed by Blue Moon Brewing Company originally in Golden, Colorado and launched in 1995. Blue Moon has come under fire from the Brewers Association for not stating on the bottle that the beer is made by MillerCoors. The Brewers Association says that this omission allows the Blue Moon Brewing Company to masquerade as an independent craft brewer. Independent craft brewers, such as CEO Greg Koch of Stone Brewing Company, agree that the multinational conglomerate brewers' use of bottle imagery similar to independent craft beers misleads consumers. In May 2015, a California man filed suit against Blue Moon Brewing Company and MillerCoors for the "Craft Beer" labeling.

Old and busted: the original Ripsaw tank. The new hotness: the new Ripsaw EV2 luxury tank.

Hey Ern, this was a rather easy one, so I'm betting you'll get a lot of responses. This anal pleasure cruise is: Rederij Lovers Prins Hendrikkade 25 1012 TM Amsterdam Netherlands. Love the site. Keep on keepin' on. Tom

Looks like that cruise is a Canal Cruise from Rederij Lovers in Amsterdam. Ben

The first game released by Bethesda Game Studios since 2011?s Skyrim, Fallout 4 is the sequel to 2008?s Fallout 3, and it looks absolutely fucking amazeballs. In an age of multiplayer focused games, where exciting titles like the new Battlefront are online only, with no campaign at all, it's refreshing to see Bethesda continue to put out great new single-player games. I can only imagine that the follow-up to Fallout 3 will be excellent, quite possibly a contender for Game of the Year when it releases. And you still should totally pre-order it before it sells out for the next six months after its released later this year.

Clean and Clear's Deep Action cream cleanser is specially formulated for sensitive skin to clean deep down to the pores without over-drying. This unique, clinically tested, soap-free formula thoroughly cleans your skin, removing dirt, oil and makeup, while leaving skin soft and smooth. Clean and Clear's Deep Action will leave your skin soothed and refreshed with the unmistakable tingle of “really clean skin.”

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