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When it comes to decorating your house, do you carefully arrange vignettes on tabletops and shelves? With a little patience and some strategic planning, each surface can become a mini-stage for your decor. Some people even revel in the joy of coordinating each design element, refusing to introduce pieces that clash with the style at hand. Photos are taken at different times in people's lives with different cameras that reflect various levels of technology. In other words, the pics don't all match! Some photos may be in color while others are in black and white. Then there's the task of framing the pictures in a way that flatters them. How do you display family photos with style?

Some photo challenges are easier than others. For example, you should have absolutely no problem finding Moby Dick. So while I am fully aware that most people don't like being told what to do, I'm am telling you if you're not able to figure out where Katie Miara's dorm room is, then you don't have a fucking prayer at the photo challenge below.

The Beretta 92 is a series of semi-automatic pistols designed and manufactured by Beretta of Italy, and operates on a short recoil, delayed blowback system with a safe and time-proven double/single action. The model 92 was designed in 1972 and production of many variants in different calibers continues today. In 1985, the United States Armed Forces replaced the Model 1911A1 .45 ACP pistol with the military spec Beretta 92F, officially designated as the M9. Chrome-lined barrels provide extreme corrosion resistance, a deeply recessed combat muzzle crown to protect the rifling, and the open slide design virtually eliminates jamming and stove piping. I paid about $480 used for each of mine, although those came with night sites. You can score one brand fucking new -- with some sweet ass walnut grips -- for $472.

Not to mention the apparently false rumors the bikers were being released only if they signed an agreement waiving their right to sue for wrongful arrest. This is why you really have to be careful about finding your information from reputable news sources. Well okay, at least as reputable as you can find.

Okay, serious photo challenge time. And I'm even going to link the full gallery in this one, just in case you may spot any clues that I may have missed. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me what port this cruise ship is at. Now what I can tell you for sure is it's Carnival cruise ship, as you can see the blue logo quite clearly on this drink glass. At first I thought that large building in the back left was the Atlantis resort and they may be pulling into Nassau, Bahamas, but the architecture doesn't match up. I've scoured it pretty good, but the full gallery doesn't seem to yield any more clues. Good luck.

Ahh, Aaron Tru, you so crazy. First you were choked out by Cyborg Santos, which you won't find surprising at all once you see how she trains. Then you had your balls crushed by Rhonda Rousey during a takedown. And now that you're all healed from those broken ribs? Yep, it's time for a leg kick from UFC heavyweight champ Fabricio Werdum. I can't wait to see what's next.

Funny, that time-lapse photo that shows the photographer in the red jacket? Here he is.

In 1873, Heinrich Frankenheim founded a brewery in the heart of the historic city center of Düsseldorf and called it “Zum Falken” (“The Falcon”). The top-fermented lager specialty known as “Altbier” was so well received that a short while later another brewery was built on Wieland Street in Düsseldorf. In the coming years, Frankenheim Alt became the most consumed Altbier in Düsseldorf and the Rhineland region. This was the beginning of a special beer, the “Frankenheim Alt”. Since 2005, the Frankenheim Brewery belongs to the Warsteiner Group.

Armatix -- you remember them, they're the German firm that created the first Smart Gun? Yeah they just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.