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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 17, 2015
June 17, 2015

Sometimes Despite Our Best Efforts, Our Ideas Suck.

Lafayette Square is a seven-acre public park located within President's Park, Washington, D.C. directly north of the White House. Planned as part of the pleasure grounds surrounding the Executive Mansion, this square was originally called "President's Park", which is now the name of the larger National Park Service unit. The park was separated from the White House grounds in 1804, when President Thomas Jefferson had Pennsylvania Avenue cut through. In 1824, the park was officially renamed in honor of the Marquis de Lafayette, the Frenchman who fought in the American Revolutionary War.

Grade A milk is carefully produced, processed and packaged in order to protect the safety of the consumer. Grade A milk must be pasteurized to be sold by retailers in interstate commerce. Pasteurization destroys disease-causing bacteria and extends the shelf life of milk. However, pasteurized milk can readily spoil and could cause foodborne illness if left at room temperature and not properly protected.

There's a new Doom 4 game right around the corner, so you know I've got a raging Space Marine sized boner. Here are the first EIGHT minutes of an unspecified campaign, and it looks like they may have brought back some of the run-and-gun feeling that was missing from Doom 3. And why is it that iD Software can't seem to understand the concept of semi-automatic shotguns? Also, Fallout 4 is right around the corner so here are a shit ton of screen shots and some in game footage there as well.

Godammit! While I was taking this photo, my car was struck by a little blue Subaru. Thankfully, a good Samritan saw the accident and vowed to follow the guy who hit my car and box him in. I'm really in a bing here... can you identify the make and model of my witness so I can file my insurance claim?!

hey ern, i last wrote you about our rattlesnake wrangling here in the mohave desert mountains. this time i wanted to tell you about the automotive and motorcycle student program my wife and i started 3 years ago. the students do repairs on our local town folks' vehicles in exchange for donations, then use that money to build projects. they are building a 1961 ford f-100 unibody short bed pickup that we rescued out of the desert. our students saw a tv show where they used an old police cruiser for donor parts ... through some donations the guys bought an old 2003 ford police interceptor ... this weekend the class decided our direction and the cruiser is slated to be dismantled next class ... this one runs real good ... its easy to see why the police favor them ... .the corvair in the one pic is another project ... its kinda rare, 1961 corvair model 95 pickup truck ... this one is in the process of receiving a 454ci mid engine ... still have parts to get for that build ... the program recently obtained an llc and bought some land for a new repair learning center ... we are interested to see if there are any government programs that can be of help to the students ... maybe some of your fans might know of something ... ... thanks desert dave

Katie Nolan is an American sports personality and television host on Fox Sports, currently hosting Garbage Time with Katie Nolan which premiered on March 15, 2015. The Beer Mile is a drinking race combining running and speed drinking. Typically, the race takes place on a standard 400 meter or 1/4 mile running track, and the race begins at the 1-mile starting line with the consumption of a standard amount of beer, followed by a full lap around the track. The second lap continues in a similar manner; this process is repeated for the next three laps and following the completion of the fourth running lap (and four beers), a competitor has finished the race. Katie Nolan sucks at the Beer Mile.

Everyone wants pretty looking feet. However, they need a bit of care and time. Doing a self pedicure is a great and inexpensive way to make sure that you have clean, pretty feet. Soak feet in a basin or foot bath of warm, soapy water until the water cools. This will allow the dry, calloused (hard) skin to soften. You can use a foot file, which can be bought at a beauty supply store, to rub off the dry skin. Wet the foot file, apply soap and rub gently in a circular motion across all areas of the foot. Repeat on the other foot. Allow one foot to continue soaking while you work on the opposing foot.

Boy, if you're any good at this Street View thing, I'd sure like to know where this photo was taken so I can get a closer look at that colorful sign in the background.

This one was easy after all. That sign doesn't say Hotel Barcelona Catedral, it says Hotel Catalonia Catedral. I saw the "onia" in the picture and gave Catalonia a shot. Dan

Hey Ernie, you were at the right building, but you were on the opposite side. I took your google map location, went around the block, and voila. Keep em comin', NorCalJeff

Well, the local Wally World has some bulk packs of .22 in stock, so I'm headed out for a quick trip. And I encourage you to do the same if it's available.

Adam Sandler donated copies of Anger Management to U.S. military bases supporting Operating Enduring/Iraqi Freedom in the Persian Gulf as soon as it was released. The donated version contains a 5-minute introduction by Adam Sandler, who personally thanks the troops for what they are doing. Added bonus: in the scene where Adam Sandler is kissing Marisa Tomei in Yankee Stadium, if you look behind them to the right, an extra is wearing a Boston Red Sox cap. The Red Sox are arguably one of the Yankee's biggest rivals.

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