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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 26, 2015
June 26, 2015

Remember Folks, Abstinence Is The Only Method That's 100% 99% 98% Effective.

So I see a bunch of Confederate flag waving southerners have beheaded someone in France, shot a bunch of people in Tunisia, and and set off a bomb in Kuwait. Oh wait, that wasn't Confederate flag waving southernern right wingers at all. It was ISIS, terrorism's junior varsity team. My bad.

So far this basketball is turning out to be a tough one to buy... this is the only other place I could find one so far.

Earlier this week, 67 year old gun store owner Richard Pacheco was charged by the state of Massachusetts with 13 counts of improper sale of a firearm. Westport Police say Pacheco sold Glock model 42 and 43 handguns to customers earlier this year. Westport Police Detective Jeff Majewski said the Glock 43 is not legal to be sold anywhere in Massachusetts, while the 42-model can only be sold to law enforcement. So what about these handguns make them so deadly and so powerful that they need to be so tightly controlled? Absolutely nothing. They're both pocket guns; both the 9mm Glock 43 and .380ACP Glock 42 are both exceptional choices for self-defense. Unless of course you live in Massachusetts, in which case only agents of the State are allowed to have them.

How far apart are the subway platforms iun New York City? I don't know for sure but they're just a bit further than this guy can jump. Although when I went back and looked at it again, had taken off just a few inches further, he very well may have made it.

Do you like to eat 40 year old chicken? Well you'd better, because China will be processing lots of our chicken in the coming future.

It seems like only yesterday you were talking about the liberals not being able to spin the gun agenda after Roof's crime was against the church because there was no AR-15, and that this was not the same kind of thing due to lacking ‘assault rifles'. It seems they found a way to spin it even though there was no AR in use, "because he wanted one.” Well, you can wish and want in one hand, and crap in the other, and see which fills up first. He did plenty of harm with a pistol. Jason

Think your users can find this one? Patrick

Hmmm, that's going to be a challenge, Patrick. The photo was taken on a cloudy day, so it could be either coast. My first hunch would be either the Jersey Shore boardwalk in Ocean City, or Long Beach, California. Since there aren't any distinguishing landmarks to indicate where, I suspect this will take someone who lives nearby and actually recognizes the pavilion from first hand experience. Either way between those sneakers and that hair, what a horrible sense of fashion.

Don't believe in evolution? Try this on for size: Uber good. Uber dumb. Uber bad.

And honestly, it's about fucking time. Look, there's a difference between being married and a wedding ceremony. The latter can be a profound religious significance that takes place in a house of worship and happens between two people and their God; and if churches want to exclude people from their version of holy matrimony based upon belief system, however arbitrary as the rest of us on the outside might see it, they have my complete support. But a marriage is simply legally binding contract between two people; and if you think that's untrue, try ending a marriage without involving a lawyer. Besides, I hope this ruling will have much wider implications than just who gets to marry.


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