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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 6, 2015
July 6, 2015

Normally, I Couldn't Give A Shit About FIFA, But You Have To Admit The Irony Is Pretty Stunning.

Sunday night, the U.S. faced off against Japan in what felt like a rematch of sorts given the fact that the teams faced each other in the finals in 2011 as well. Americans were hoping for a far different outcome than the 5-4 penalty scoring win last Women's World Cup, which saw Japan win their first championship. And a different outcome, they got, with a solid 5-2 win cemented within the first 15 minutes of the match. So let the butthurt begin!

It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the golden army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word.

So I looked through all 50 states' license plates and don't seem to recognize this one. Any idea where this trailer is registered?

Hi Ernie, Why is it that the addition of a flag bikini or ? Makes our girls look sooo hot? Just saying thanks for the plethora of independence girls. Look forward to your July 4th post every year. God Bless America and those that fight to keep us free. Cheers man, Randy

Ernie, Thanks for the heads up on the Taurus Millennium G2. I called my local indoor gun range, The Nashville Armory and they had it NIB for $199.00. I read up on it and couldn't find a bad review so we headed over to pick one up. My wife is Canadian, (permanent US resident) and SHE made her first ever handgun purchase today. She was out the door for $228.00 after tax and background check. I was like a proud papa watching her glow. It was a really big deal for her since Canadians cannot own handguns. The General Manager at the shop demonstrated takedown for us then made her do it herself right there on the counter. Right on! She's taking a CCW class with 4 of her girlfriends next week. Thanks again for the price tip. Regards Clint, Nashville TN

It's cool that you found a local shop that was willing to meet the online price, I have to wait until tomorrow to get mine. Curiously enough though, the day after you sent me that email this self defense shooting happened right down the road from you. In fact, it happened at the intersection of Lafayette Street and Fairfield Avenue is exactly exactly 5 miles away from the Nashville Armory. So as with any firearm, practice, practice, practice; 9mm is still cheapest online with bulk pricing. And Randy, that's because you're a red blooded 'Murican. More red white and blue boobs included in today's post, just for you.

Steak and Shake's Western BBQ & Bacon burger is a double Steakburger topped with American cheese, applewood smoked bacon, diced and French's French Fried Onions, then drenched in sweet 'n smoky barbecue sauce. According to Sterak and Shake's website, the Western BBQ & Bacon burger checks in at a whopping 715 calories.

Attention technogeeks, I need you help in identifying what model Samsung phone this is.

Those are in a playground in front of city hall in San Francisco. Pictures taken during the Protest Against Nudity Ban October 30th 2012. Rick

Hey Ernie, The Playground is in Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco. The Photo is from a 2012 Protest against the "Weiner Bill", a proposed ban by Councilman Scott Weiner against public nudity. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Let me tell you, it takes a hell of a lot of balls to be willing to play your bagpipes in public. Any idea where I should avoid, so that my ears are not assaulted?

Sunburn is a form of radiation burn that affects living tissue, such as skin, that results from an overexposure to ultraviolet radiation, commonly from the sun. Common symptoms in humans and other animals include red or reddish skin that is hot to the touch, pain, general fatigue, and mild dizziness. Now back in the day, sunscreen was widely agreed to prevent sunburn and some types of skin cancer, but now non-chemical methods, such as but clothing and hats, are considered the preferred skin protection method. Moderate sun tanning without burning can also prevent subsequent sunburn, as it increases the amount of melanin, a photoprotective pigment that is the skin's natural defense against overexposure.


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