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Normally, I Couldn't Give A Shit About FIFA, But You Have To Admit The Irony Is Pretty Stunning.

Sunday night, the U.S. faced off against Japan in what felt like a rematch of sorts given the fact that the teams faced each other in the finals in 2011 as well. Americans were hoping for a far different outcome than the 5-4 penalty scoring win last Women's World Cup, which saw Japan win their first championship. And a different outcome, they got, with a solid 5-2 win cemented within the first 15 minutes of the match. So let the butthurt begin!

It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the golden army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word.

So I looked through all 50 states' license plates and don't seem to recognize this one. Any idea where this trailer is registered?

It's cool that you found a local shop that was willing to meet the online price, I have to wait until tomorrow to get mine. Curiously enough though, the day after you sent me that email this self defense shooting happened right down the road from you. In fact, it happened at the intersection of Lafayette Street and Fairfield Avenue is exactly exactly 5 miles away from the Nashville Armory. So as with any firearm, practice, practice, practice; 9mm is still cheapest online with bulk pricing. And Randy, that's because you're a red blooded 'Murican. More red white and blue boobs included in today's post, just for you.

Steak and Shake's Western BBQ & Bacon burger is a double Steakburger topped with American cheese, applewood smoked bacon, diced and French's French Fried Onions, then drenched in sweet 'n smoky barbecue sauce. According to Sterak and Shake's website, the Western BBQ & Bacon burger checks in at a whopping 715 calories.

Attention technogeeks, I need you help in identifying what model Samsung phone this is.

Let me tell you, it takes a hell of a lot of balls to be willing to play your bagpipes in public. Any idea where I should avoid, so that my ears are not assaulted?

Sunburn is a form of radiation burn that affects living tissue, such as skin, that results from an overexposure to ultraviolet radiation, commonly from the sun. Common symptoms in humans and other animals include red or reddish skin that is hot to the touch, pain, general fatigue, and mild dizziness. Now back in the day, sunscreen was widely agreed to prevent sunburn and some types of skin cancer, but now non-chemical methods, such as but clothing and hats, are considered the preferred skin protection method. Moderate sun tanning without burning can also prevent subsequent sunburn, as it increases the amount of melanin, a photoprotective pigment that is the skin's natural defense against overexposure.