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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 10, 2015
July 10, 2015

I Honestly Don't Know How I Would React If I Encountered A Urinal Like This.

The Magic Bullet is a compact blender manufactured by Homeland Housewares, a division of the American company Alchemy Worldwide, and sold in over 50 countries.[1] It is widely marketed through television advertisements and infomercials and sold in retail stores under the "As seen on TV" banner. Since the introduction of the Magic Bullet, other incarnations include the Magic Bullet To Go, the Bullet Express, the Baby Bullet, the NutriBullet and the Dessert Bullet.

Abe Doumar and the Doumar family can also claim credit for the ice cream cone. At the age of 16 Doumar began to sell paperweights and other items. One night, he bought a waffle from another vendor transplanted to Norfolk, Virginia from Ghent in Belgium, Leonidas Kestekidès. Doumar proceeded to roll up the waffle and place a scoop of ice cream on top. He then began selling the cones at the St. Louis Exposition. His waffle cones were such a success that he designed a four-iron baking machine and had a foundry make it for him.

The Office is an American television comedy series that aired on NBC from March 24, 2005 to May 16, 2013. It is an adaptation of the BBC series of the same name. The series depicts the everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. To simulate the look of an actual documentary, it is filmed in a single-camera setup, without a studio audience or a laugh track. The first season of The Office was met with mixed reviews, but the following four seasons received widespread acclaim from television critics, and were included on several critics' year-end top TV series lists, winning several awards including four Primetime Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Comedy Series in 2006.

Old and busted: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. The new hotness: If you can find this bridge, you can find this balcony.

Hi Ernie, It's all Squeezey white lard, but I thought you should know that Miracle Whip is actually Best Foods Mayo. Cheers, Randy

Hey Ernie, Great interview with pilot who flew the last WWII combat mission - should be required watching for the "ME" generation. alek P.S. Nice refueling vids - note that AWAC's refueling one is mislabeled as an E-8 ... as you know, it's an E-3.

Co'rect. The E-8 is the Joint STARS, which was one of the major programs at Hanscom while I was there, and had been rushed into initial operating capability for Desert Storm. Now there's a new and improved JSTARS Recap they're hoping to have uoperational by 2022. If the F-35 program is any indicator, I say good luck with that.

A gangplank is defined as a board used as a temporary footbridge between a ship and a dockside. I need you to show me exactly where this one is located at.

So what do you do when you're wandering around Las vegas and find someone's mobile lost phone, only to discover its owner is an uber hot blonde chick? Well if you're Christian Fucking Ronaldo, you take the hot blonde -- and her three equally hot friends -- to dinner and then back to your hotel. With pics for proof. YOU STOLE MY LIFE.

FRIDAY FLICK: If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.

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