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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 13, 2015
July 13, 2015

For Reasons I Can Not Explain, I Laughed Way Too Hard At This.

I happened to stumble across a little mini-car show this weekend. Or really is was just a dozen or so nice cars in a restauarant parking lot but still, 1968 Chevelle!

Remember the home invasion I talked about last week, here's video of the actual forced entry. The brick was thrown through the door window at 02:54:40 and they managed to rip the front door open at 02:54:52 -- that's 12 seconds for you to be startled out of your sleep and arm yourself. I can't seem to find any previous criminal historey for Trey Nonombre , but his accomplices Jimmie Mcnear has a previous arrest for burglarizing a home, and Terez Jones seems acquianted with the illegal drug trade. So yes, a little tip from your Uncle Ernie: be prepared to defend yourself and your loves ones from unexepected dangers. You know, because we don't live in the United Kingdom.

Satoru Iwata was a Japanese businessman and programmer who served as the fourth President and chief executive officer of Nintendo. He worked as a programmer at HAL Laboratory early in his career before joining Nintendo in 2000, succeeding Hiroshi Yamauchi as the company's president in May 2002. Iwata directed the company to pursue development of the Nintendo DS and Wii consoles in 2006, helping the company to become financially successful among other game console manufacturers. Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto --- the game designed responsible for such legends as Mario/Super Mario Bros(the best-selling video game franchise of all time), Donkey Kong, and The Legend of Zelda -- has released a public statement on the passing of their president and CEO, Satoru Iwata.

Did you know that Patrick Swayze had to convince Jennifer Grey to appear in Dirty Dancing, because she had disliked him so much while filming Red Dawn. And during the scene where Baby and Johnny are dancing in the woods and later in the water, the trees all around the lake and for that scene were spray-painted green due to the fact that the time frame of the movie was set in the summer. In fact, if you look closely during that scene in the woods, you can see leaves falling off the trees - this doesn't happen in the summer.

Okay folks, time to get your game faces on: Setacikli is a Hungarian entertainment company that rents out bicycles and pedal cars on Margaret Island, right in the heart of Budapest. Although I am not sure there are enough details in this photo to find the exact spot they were pedaling?

Ernie, the gangplank that the lovely Russian lady is posing near is located in St. Petersburg Russia. The golden dome in the background is St Isaacs cathedral. She's standing where the arrow is pointing, see attached photo. Ron

Hey Ernie, Streetview doesn't go down to where that woman is standing, since its below street level, but here's the gangplank as viewed from the opposite bank. Nootice the large wooden pillar and stone embankment. you seem to always have been a fan of Mosin Nagant rifles. The supply seems to be drying up and I want to grab one before they get too expensive. Where do you still get yours? Gun shows? Online? Thanks, Barn

Online used to be the way to go when places like AIM Surplus woudl get crates of Mosins in, then blow them out for $79 each. But those days are long gone unfortunately. I think I may have grabbed one of mine from a gun show; or more accurately it was a private seller at a gun show. But most of the time I've grabbed them from people selling locally -- there are two near me now for $225 and $220, which is about par for the course with a private sale these days. or you can keep an eye on the Curios and Relics section, as they have some for around $179, but then you're $15-$20 paying shipping plus another $10 if you want tthem to hand pick -- which I do suggest you do. Also, there are still no takers on locating this bridge.

The Calgary Stampede is an annual rodeo, exhibition and festival held every July in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The ten-day event, which bills itself as "The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth", attracts over one million visitors per year and features one of the world's largest rodeos, a parade, midway, stage shows, concerts, agricultural competitions, chuckwagon racing and First Nations exhibitions. It's also a place where Canadian rednecks have threesomes up against a brick wall, complete with a Facebook response from the unapologetic girl who was fingercuffed.

Orange Peel and Splatter textures are commonly used to "finish" interior wall surfaces and hide taped drywall seams along with other imperfections. At the same time these subtle textures transform flat walls into a finish that reflects light and adds interest to any room. If damage appears to these walls, the typical spackle and sand repair approach will leave a “bald spot” or smooth area amid the textured surface. Painting over the area doesn't conceal the difference in wall surfaces. Unless you're planning on just hanging a picture over the blemish, you'll need to get it back to its original state.

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