E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

The Sign So Elegantly Crafted, Makes Me Wonder How Often This Happened?

You can learn a lot about life by observing another species. That's what Humphrey the Hampster was told when he was first brought to Room 26. In addition to having FUN-FUN-FUN in class, each weekend this amazing hamster gets to sleep over with a different student. Soon Humphrey learns to read, write, and even shoot rubber bands. With lots of friends to help, adventures to enjoy, and a cage with a lock-that-doesn't- lock, Humphrey's life is almost perfect. If only the teacher, Mrs. Brisbane, wasn't out to get him! With a fresh voice and an engaging, hamster's-eye view of school, families, and treats to hide in a cheek pouch, Betty G. Birney's book The World According to Humphrey will elicit laughter and a new appreciation for classroom hamsters everywhere.

As if Trainwreck wasn't already bad enough to make you want to kill someone, turns out there is a scene where Amy Schumer had the sex with John Cena. You are NOT welcome. In fact, I apologize profusely.

Rice Krispies is a breakfast cereal marketed by Kellogg's in 1927 and released to the public in 1928. Rice Krispies are made of crisped rice, and expand forming very thin and hollowed out walls that are crunchy and crisp. When milk is added to the cereal the walls tend to collapse, creating the famous "Snap, crackle and pop" sounds. Snap! Crackle! and Pop!, the animated cartoon mascots for Rice Krispies, were created by illustrator Vernon Grant in the 1930s. The original gnome-like Snap! first appeared in 1933 on a package of Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Crackle! and Pop! came later, and since 1939, the three have been together in many forms of advertising, including radio, movie shorts, and comic strips. An updated version of the elf-like Snap, Crackle, and Pop appeared for the first time on television in 1960; before that it was advertised by Woody Woodpecker.

Okay StreetVieweers, let's get StreetViewing. Today's challenge takes you to the beer and vomit soakes streets of New Orleans where you are looking for a red bar with blue and purple banners hanging out front.

See, this is why subject knowledge is important. Little did I know that all of the gorilla benches that adorn the outside of s Rainforest Cafe have plaques next to them noting what city they're in. For example: Fisherman's Warf in San Francisco and MGM Grand in Las Vegas. So the letter C in this plaque certainly narrowed down the search for many of you, meanwhile I focused on the diagonal lines stamped into the concrete below the bench, until I eventually stumbled upon the right one in Chicago.

Bring Me the Horizon are a British rock band from Sheffield, Yorkshire, England. In November 2009, Bring Me the Horizon released a remixed version of Suicide Season, titled Suicide Season: Cut Up! Musicians and producers featured on the album include Ben Weinman, Skrillex, L'Amour La Morgue, Utah Saints and Shawn Crahan. Musically, the album incorporates many different genres; including electronica, drum and bass, hip-hop and dubstep. The hip-hop elements are found in Travis McCoy's remix of Chelsea Smile -- including the lyrics "We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. They drown us out at sea. I look up to the sky, there may be nothing there to see. But if I don't believe in him, why would he believe in me?" -- while the dubstep style of the record has been acknowledged in tracks from Tek-one and Skrillex.

I can't figure out what the rest of this vertical sign is supposed to read... it is "-PITA CH-" or perhap "-PITACH-"? Any ieas?

And it looks like the prosecutor is going to seek the death penalty. Good, rip their fucking heads off. And kids, if you're going to skin it, don't skin it until you have to. It should be your last resort, not your first. And when you do skin it, be fully prepared to use the damned thing. If what the guy said is true, about usually carrying a .357 Magnum, he'd be missing half of his ass and all of his twig-and-berries. Hopefully, Mr. McAuliffe will be spending some serios time in jail this go round.

Grupo Modelo is a large brewery in Mexico owned by Belgian-Brazilian company Anheuser-Busch InBev. It has 63% of the Mexican beer market, and exports beer to most countries of the world. Its export brands include Corona, Modelo, and Pacífico. Negra Modelo is a 5.4% abv Vienna lager first brewed in Mexico by Austrian immigrants, and was introduced as a draft beer in 1926. Negra Modelo comes in an unusually shaped, wide brown bottle with a trademark gold label. The full name of the beer is Cerveza Negra Modelo. The word "modelo" means "model" or "example" in Spanish. "Negra" means "black" or "dark" and modifies "cerveza."