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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 4, 2015
August 4, 2015

Everytime I Said That As a Kid, I Got My Mouth Washed Out With Soap.

The Honest Company, co-founded by actress Jessica Alba, is now the focus of customer complaints and photos of sunburned children posted online. The company's “natural mineral-based skin protection” lotion has been advertised as a safe and simple alternative to sunscreens containing synthetic chemicals, providing 80 minutes of water resistance and “broad spectrum' skin protection against the Sun's ultraviolet radiation. if you've tried -- and gotten burned, heh -- by Alba's snake oil, might I sugest you try Avene's Hydrating Sunscreen Lotion? It contains a unique UVA/UVB filter system enhanced with powerful antioxidant protection from Vitamin E, plus intensive 24-hour hydration and 80 minutes of water resistance.

Here's a very nice exterior tour of the South Padre Island's Tequila Frogs from back in 2008; a popular spring break destination that according to their Facebook page is permanently closed as of 2012. I tried to look them up on Streetview but couldn't get close enough to the oceanfront to verify exactly where on property this photo was taken.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi is an upcoming American action thriller film produced and directed by Michael Bay and tells the story of the six members of a security team who fought to defend the American diplomatic compound in Benghazi, after the attack of radical Islamist terrorists on September 11, 2012, the 11th anniversary of 9/11 attacks. You can watch the trailer for 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, although the movie is set to come out in January, 2016.

Only God Can Judge Me is the eighth studio album by American hip hop recording artist Master P, released in October, 1999, by No Limit Records and Priority Records. It was considered a "comeback album" for the established rapper, as 1998's MP Da Last Don was slated to be his final release. Only God Can Judge Me was produced primarily by Master P and Carlos Stephens as well as Jermaine Dupri, and features several guest contributions from fellow American rappers such as Nas, Jermaine Dupri, Mac, Silkk the Shocker, Mystikal and Magic.

Hey Ernie, This is a short but frightening video of my brother's close encounter with a Mako Shark off the coast of Huntington Beach, California. Fast Forward to 2:10 to get to where the action starts…Brad

Funny thing Big Ern, watching BBQ Pitmasters reruns last night, one of the teams was from Puyallup, WA. Don't remember seeing that girl on the team though, guess she was still standing about here. John

A couple of people have written in and expressed concern regarding my suggection to pick up the Taurus Millenium Pro G2 handgun, because of the recently announced TAURUS RECALL, where the guns could fire when dropped. Two points of interest. First, that recall does NOT affect the older metal frame pistols based upon Beretta designs (Taurus PT92) or more importantly, the newer G2 (Generation 2) models including the Millenium Pro G2 I've suggested on numerous occasions. In fact, if you watch the Millenium Pro G2 as reviewed by Hickok45 (who paid $260!) he notes that Taurus has indeed made a huge turnaround within the last year or so. Their older stuff was indeed shit, no arguments here. But the company really has entered a turn around and their new stuff is markedly better made. In addition to Hickok45's review, this guy sums up his (and my) experience nicely... that is to say I wanted to hate it, but I actually kinda like it. True, the trigger sucks and certainly takes getting used to, but for $199 brand new handgun... with a fucking lifetime warranty? You simply won't find a better handgun out there for the price tag. I don't regret buying mine at all.

To reptiles, sunlight is life. Reptiles are quite literally solar powered; every aspect of their lives is governed by their daily experience of solar light and heat, or the artificial equivalent when they are housed indoors. Careful provision of lighting is essential for a healthy reptile in captivity. The spectrum of sunlight includes infrared, visible light (the colors we see in the rainbow), and ultraviolet light, which is subdivided into UVA, UVB and UVC. Humans have three types of retinal cone cells for color vision, and their brains combine the information from these cells and perceive the blend as a certain color. Most reptiles, however, have a fourth cone type, which responds to UVA. These reptiles see a much more colorful rainbow than humans do, which makes providing natural lighting quite a challenge. This extra color perception is especially important to many reptile species in recognizing others of their species and even food items.

She is at the West Side Chevron on HWY 93 in Kingman, AZ. The closest cosmetic dentist is Kingman Family Dentistry. Chris

The nearest dentist to her location would be Jerry Sullivan DDS on 411 Grandview Ave. Kingman AZ. But being that close to LasVegas I would rather go to one there.

Sorry Ronda Rousey fans, but Bethe Correia did not shit herself; and if you believes that horrible photoshop job, shame on you. Seriously, I've raised you better than that. Rousey did however tell her, "Don't cry," after knocking her the fuck out.

Volleyball has traditionally been one of University of Louisville's most successful programs, led for 15 years by head coach Leonid Yelin, whose .772 career winning percentage ranked 9th among active coaches prior to his retirement after the 2010 season. He was replaced by former U of L player Anne Kordes, who had spent the previous seven seasons as head coach at Saint Louis. During the 2005 season, UofL was ranked as high as #6 en route to a 30-3 record, a regular season tie for the Big East title, and a second straight trip to the Sweet 16. Their traditional home of Cardinal Arena, which was limited to 840 seats, had become too small for the team's current popularity, with fans turned away at several games. In the recent 2012 season, the team averaged 2,341 fans while playing mainly at the new KFC Center which opened in October of 2010.

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