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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 19, 2015
August 19, 2015

You Know, Unless You're Into That Sort Of Thing. No Judgements Here.

The Poké Ball is the major Poké Ball in the Pokémon saga. It features a red top, white bottom, and a horizontal black ring circling the ball. This type of Poké Ball is the weakest and the only type typically available at the beginning of the Pokémon games. It is also commonly used in Pokémon Anime. Poké Balls are not always at full size; pressing the button on the front will convert it between its full size, about the size of a baseball, to a smaller size, about that of a ping-pong ball, and back again. The larger size makes throwing the ball easier, while the smaller one makes for easier storage on a belt clip, in pockets, and in Bags.

So a different niece came to visit this past week and I also took her shooting; but different nice, so it had to be an different AK. This time it wasn't this one -- that was just some shitty WASR rental -- instead we took my Bulgarian made Armory SSR-85C with a trigger smoooooooooth like butter. The one downside we discovered is a black post between a black notch, in front of a black target... yields for a really, really shitty sight picture. I'm thinking a little dab of flourescent orange nail polish might be in my future... that is unless anyone else would like to share some wisdom on a better idea?

My spidey senses tell me this photo is part of a larger gallery, but hell if I can find it. Because without the entire gallery, I suspect there will be no way to find the bridge this red tram is crossing.

I'm not saying that Hollywood is completely out of ideas other than to completely ruin my childhood but, they're going to remake completely fucking ruin Scarface.

Ernie, Long time reader, since goodness.. '99?? Dunno when you were here in Mass with the Dodge (you still have it!!!) Anyhow.. this ebay listing floored me today.. looking for parts for my Oldsmobile. Awesome picture... Who says sex wont sell a .99c ignition coil? There is only a day left on the listing, but at least you can look it up and smile. May not be able to post in time... Be well. Peter Pembroke, MA.

Oh yes, I still have Big Red, although she is admittedly in much sorrier shape than she used to be. Ten years of salt and sand have rotted their way into the frame and body panels, and another ten years of the Florida sunshine have beat the living shit out of the paint job. The air conditioning, cruise control, power seat, compass, outside thermometer, four-wheel abs, and driving lights no longer work. But start key, stomp on gas, and away she goes like a striped ass ape.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Three cities made the shortlist with their bids to host the 2010 Winter Olympics and Paralympics: Vancouver, British Columbia, Pyeongchang, South Korea, and and Salzburg, Austria. Although Bern was originally shortlisted along with Vancouver, Pyeongchang and Salzburg, a referendum held in September 2002 revealed that a majority of the citizens of Bern did not support pursuing the candidacy. Vancouver won the bidding process to host the Olympics by a vote of the International Olympic Committee on July 2, 2003 at the 115th IOC Session held in Prague, Czech Republic.

OMG! You've been injured in an accident?!?! Who should you call?!

Here is the view looking towards the Riverside Casino (and the Flamingo is now the Aquarius Hotel) but the best view of the parking garage where the photo was taken is forced over to the other lane due to construction -- notice the double yellow posts. Cheers. Gary.

Cradle of Filth are an English extreme metal band that formed in Suffolk in 1991. The band's musical style evolved from black metal to a cleaner and more "produced" amalgam of gothic metal, symphonic black metal and other extreme metal styles. Their lyrical themes and imagery are heavily influenced by gothic literature, poetry, mythology and horror films. Cradle Of Filth's Supreme Vampyric Evil fabric poster is made from high quality polyester that feels soft as silk.

SURPRISE! A new study by the Congressional Research Service, by far the most thorough and comprehensive of its type to date, confirms that mass shootings continue to be rare in the United States.

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