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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 20, 2015
August 20, 2015

On A Scale Of Casey Anthony To Jared Fogle, How Much Do You Like Kids?

It's hard to believe that Lost in Translation is twelve years old. That means it's been just as many years since the world was first introduced to a 23 year old Scarlett Johansson in her Tokyohotel room. According to, all of the hotel scenes were filmed at the Park Hyatt Tokyo; on a whim, I dug up this screen capture from the film and wondred how much of the Tokyo landscape has changed. This view looking looking towards the Park Hyatt Tokyo, rather than away from it, means there should be a big ass smokestack behind me, but there's not. So I think a shit ton of growth.

All good sales people lead the customer through eight steps called the 8 Steps To The Sale: greeting, approach, quality, demonstrate, handling objections, close the sale, multiple add-ons, and follow up service.

In what can only be described as the greatest turn of events since Rochefort cracked JN25, 29 year old porn star Kleio Valentien -- who played Ronda Rousey in a porn parody -- asked her namesake on a date. No word on if Rousey has replied yet.

Bitburger brewery is a large German brewery founded in 1817 by Johann Wallenborn. Bitburger currently ranks No. 3 among Germany's best selling breweries with annual sales of 3.86 million hectolitres in 2008, the best known product being Bitburger Premium Pils. They also produce a full line of Licher premium beers, with the classic varieties – Licher Pilsner Premium, Licher Export and Licher Weizen wheat beer, and the low-alcohol and non-alcoholic variants Licher Leicht, Licher Isotonisch Alkoholfrei and Licher Weizen Alkoholfrei.

Old and busted: The Backup; the under mattress shotgun rack. Although to be fair, some people have accomplished almost the same thing using clothes hangers, but I'd be worried about scratching my shit up. Anyway, for those of you who don't have or use a shotgun for bedside defense, there is now a handgun model available.

Hi Ernie, check out the sharks and rays! :-) Carrie

Ernie. That neon sign is for the Rumor Boutique Hotel in Las Vegas, and if you need a personal injury attorney, I guess Golightly and Associates would be as good as any. I have not had any luck finding the bridge with the red trolley. Burton

Try as I might, I can't find a place to buy a dark purple New York Yankees cap that has a black logo. In the meantime, if you need me, I'll be on MY CUSTOMIZED FLOATING ISLAND.

Burn is an energy drink owned and distributed by Monster Beverage, carrying the official tagline “Fuel your fire”. burn is distributed in more than 80 countries including France, Spain, Italy, Poland, Turkey, Russia, Japan, Korea, Brazil, Afghanistan and Mexico. Burn's involvement in extreme sports includes snowboarding, skateboarding, surfing, Formula 1 racing and parkour, providing sponsorship to a number of high-profile athletes and events across the world.

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