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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 27, 2015
August 27, 2015

She Loves The.... Well, You Know.

While I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, in his latest showdown he ordered Univision anchor Jorge Ramos out of a news conference Tuesday, telling him to "go back to Univision." Ramos, who like Trump is known for his confrontational style, didn't back down until he was escorted out of the room by security. Eventually, Ramos was invited back, where he sparred with Trump over the Republican candidate's immigration proposals. If you have a difficult time digesting what happened, perhaps this will bring things into focus for you.

In the second installment of Karl Ove Knausgaard's monumental six-volume masterpiece, the character moves to Stockholm, where, having left his wife, he leads a solitary existence. He strikes up a deep friendship with another exiled Norwegian, a Nietzschean intellectual and boxing fanatic named Geir. He also tracks down Linda, whom he met at a writers' workshop a few years earlier and who fascinated him deeply. My Struggle: Book 2 is at heart a love story--the story of Karl Ove falling in love with his second wife.

Meet 26 year old Darcie Arahill. During the week the tanned and toned blond babe is an office manager and book keeper; on the weekend she battles deep-sea monsters on a 23-foot boat while wearing nothing but a bikini. Tuna, swordfish, Mahi Mahi -- and on occasion an 8 foot bull shark -- all fall prey to her rod and reel off the coast of Florida.

Growing up, I always wondered what being on the "dirty side" of the hurricane meant. After moving to Florida, I figured it was in my best interest to learn the answer. Since most hurricanes in the Atlantic basin follow a northwesterly track -- originating low in the Atlantic off the western coast of Africa and moving up and left (north and east) into the US's eastern seaboard. In short, on one side the storm's movement in relation to the ground is added to the wind speed; on the other side the storm's movement is subtracted from the wind speed. And that's ladies and germs, is why you never want to be in the right front quadrant of a hurricane.

Hi Ernie, Just finished off working on a blog post with some funny plumbing related pictures. Best Regards, David

Hey Ern, I have been to this spot several times in my adventures. I LOVE New Orleans. So much music, food, and Shenanigans. Well, the place where the girl in the green boots is prancing around is the corner of Bourbon St and St. Louis. If you look to the right of the girls, in the doorway, you will see the glass panes above the doors match. The big building is off to the distance. Also, the Hustler Barely Legal club sign (red white and blue sign) matches. As always, love the site and the challenges. Tom

While I feel pretty comfortable stating that Contestant Number 1 is in the lead of this wet-tshirt contest, hell if I can make out where it's being hosted? Is that Chicago Club?

Okay, I'll admit these are more cool than practical but... Cold Steel 22" kukri machete for $17.84 and since there's free shipping on any order $35 or more, buy two and boom! because doing that is a shit ton eaier than doing this.

A little sweet, a little sentimental, but packing contemporary color punch, pink roses are your go-to multipurpose roses. It's said that darker pink roses are symbolic of gratitude and appreciation, while lighter pinks are associated with gentleness and admiration. So whether you're sending thanks, cheering up a friend, or a recognizing a romantic occasion, pink roses get it right every time.

These are the fuckers that got Pelosi to screw the Samoans on the Federal minimum wage. Also her old man is a big stock holder. Fuck 'em where they breath. Cheers, Pet.

I think I Love Berlin now, too! You're looking for this place, though the Streetview is a little dated (Oct 2009) so it's not an Apple store just yet. If you turn around, you can see the empty shop windows, clock in the median, and balconies across the street all match. lt-dan

I don't know that I would call this last photo a challenge, so much as I am asking what the fuck is this folding white thing? I must have stared at that picture for twenty minutes. It looks like it would make a nice folding gangplank between two boats, but it's too high and doesn't look sturdy enough to suppose the weight of a person. But you can see the segment and the aluminum (?) rails that support the side. A folding table, perhaps? Seriously, what the fuck is it?

Burger King: Hey McDonalds, Hows about we combine our two dignature burgers and call it the McWhopper? What do you say, bruh? MsDonalds: How's about you fuck off, bruh.

Anheuser-Busch tried to disprove the theory that all light beers taste the same in a new $50 million campaign for Bud Light, accompanied by the tagline: "The difference is drinkability." The new work seems to be a response to MillerCoor's strategy to take on the No. 1 beer brand by positioning Miller Lite as a beer that offers "great taste" and Coors Light as "The world's most refreshing beer."


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