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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 16, 2015
October 16, 2015

The Hipsters Won't Know Wheter To Shit or Go Blind.

Glad to see I'm not the only one confused when finding the Classic Gotic restaurant. According to Google maps, this is the area I should be looking in, and the light on the wall and the three bollards match up, but there thould be a closed alleyway behind and to my left, when instead it's an open walkway full of retards on Segways.

A sundial is a device that tells the time of day by the apparent position of the Sun in the sky. In common designs such as the horizontal sundial, the sun casts a shadow from its style onto a surface marked with lines indicating the hours of the day. As the sun appears to move across the sky, the shadow-edge aligns with different hour-lines. Those sundials that directly measure the sun's hour-angle by the shadow of an edge must have that edge parallel to the axis of the Earth's rotation to tell the correct time throughout the year.

Some people expressed revervations at the build your own AR kit for $343, thinking they lacked the mechanical know how or that it requires some machinery; it doesn't, that's an 80% lower you're thinking of. As for the know how, it honestly doesn't require too much knowledge of firearms; I linked this video yesterday to walk you through it, but if videos aren;t your thing, here's a one-step-at-a-time visual aid. And of course if building isn't your thing, you can always pick up an you can still buy an entry level AR for $449, plus $6 shipping. But personally, I think I'd rather build at that point.

Okay hard chargers, Clark County what? And where?

I believe I managed to find the market selling your tuna steaks. If you look 'through' the market glass to the other side, you'll see a McDonalds sign on the adjascent building. From that, I believe we're looking for this spot, althoug hin 2009 they pulled all the awnings down so I wasn't able to verify the red McDonalds awning. The fire escapes and windows across the street match though. Thanks for the fun, my first challenge answer WOO HOO! John M.

Ernie...hope you can use it... Edward..

Well hey, this is what we do at EHOWA.

During a break in some Flyers action, an NBC cameraman was searching for any woman whose breasts were worth a close-up look, and after surveying the field, it managed to find just that. Unfortunately, those of us who were watching the game on NBC's television feed missed this, but those watching through NBC's online feed -- which offers alternative camera angles and coverage during commercial breaks -- got a great look at the best cleavage Philly has to offer. Thankfully, one of those viewers was smart enough to record it and post it online.

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Hi Ernie. The APO base cream is good for dry skin, but not for sunburn. Its much better with Aloe Vera creme. Jan in Denmark

Hey Ernie, that dude is NSO at the Trimburg Castle Ruins. Here is the also same shot, sans weiner. Cheers, Ray

Well, Ray! Chalk one up for equality!

FRIDAY FLICK: I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England. And I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

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