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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 22, 2015
October 22, 2015

I Don't Think I Can Express How Incredibley Sad This Makes Me.

You know, now that BTTF 2 Day is officialy behind us, it kind of feels like a little bit of my childhood died along with it.

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Shrillary Clinton's newly proposed anti-gun plan would: prohibit Americans from selling a “significant” number of privately owned guns without a license, prevent gun purchases by indefinitely delaying purchasers' background checks, repeal the federal law that prevents gun control supporters from pursuing groundless lawsuits designed to stop gun sales by driving firearm manufacturers and dealers out of business, ban all semi-automatic shotguns and detachable-magazine semi-automatic rifles, ban the possession of firearms by people in troubled dating relationships without due process of law, and empower/encourage the BATFE to revoke the licenses of dealers for unintentional recordkeeping errors. You know, just some of those common sense guns laws they've been talking about. And some more. Pretty soon, they;ll be coming after these, too. GAG.

Well this big blue pillar looks rather unique. Do you think you can find it on Streetview?

Ernie, the girl on the white railing is hanging out on the stairs to the parking structure next to the Nordstrom's at the South Bay Galleria in Redondo Beach. Here's the street view. Brian

Hey E, The lovely bird in the pic is on the stairs outside the parking garage at the South Bay Galeria in Lawndale CA. I'm a bit of a noob so I don't know how to send the screen shot, but the address of the So Bay Hair Fashions which is no longer there, is 4537 Artesia Blvd, Lawndale, CA. Looks like the clearance sale at the Carpet Pros is over too. Damn! Missed it! Big D

So my A6 has had a slow oil leak that's been plaguing me for like two fucking years now. I've given a couple local mechanics a crack at fixing it, but so far all I've got to show for it is three sets of valve cover gaskets and an oil stain on my garage floor. So I'd like to find some place that specialized in foreign cars. Do you think this place will be any good? Show me where I'm going so I can have them take a look.

The Beretta ARX100 was engineered with one purpose in mind: to be today's best tactical semiauto rifle. It takes the concept of a modular rifle to futuristic levels, while maintaining an absolutely simple operation that make it ultra-reliable. With ambidextrous controls, easily-replaceable barrel and virtually endless possibilities for customization and accessorization, the ARX100 is adaptable to any firing scenario and is perfect for today's most demanding tactical shooter. You can now grab one for $1149.99, which is a $50 price drop, plus free shipping. But get your move on, there are only 5 rifles left at this price.

The Ralph Lauren store is at 29300 Hempstead Road, Houston Premium Outlets, Cypress, TX 77433. Couldn't find a street view, though because it's in the middle of the outlets. Russ

Hey Ernie, The girl with the lovely underboobs is in Cypress Texas! I'd love to sneak up behind her and ride her like a polo horse! Keep up the excellent work. I enjoy your site daily! Josh

Wait a minute, if this girl isn't there for the sushi bar, what the fuck can she possible be doing?

Sodium hypochlorite has a long history. Around 1785 the Frenchman Berthollet developed liquid bleaching agents based on sodium hypochlorite. The Javel company introduced this product and called it 'liqueur de Javel'. At first, it was used to bleach cotton. Because of its specific characteristics it soon became a popular compound, as it can remove stains from clothes at room temperature. In current times, sodium hypochlorite is a compound that can be effectively used for water purification. Sodium hypochlorite solution is used on a large scale for surface purification, bleaching, odor removal and water disinfection.

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