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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 23, 2015
October 23, 2015

I've Got $20 That Says Her Tattoo Artist Is A Blood Relative.

In much the same way I was kind of dumbstruck to find the graffiti in Ottawa was written in French, I suppose it only stands to reason that Coors Light sold in Spanish speaking countries would be labeled cerveza instead of beer.

Capri Sunis a brand of juice concentrate drink owned by the German Company WILD and sold in laminated foil pouches. It was introduced in 1969 and named after the Mediterranean island of Capri. Capri Sun has been distributed in the United States since 1981, with Kraft Foods is a licensed production partner for North America. The pouch is trapezoidal in profile when filled and rectangular when flat, with a flared bottom that makes the pouch able to stand upright when placed on a horizontal surface.

Generally I tend to shy away from pre-made cocktail mizes but when you start throwing shit around flavors like Barrel Smoked Maple Syrup, I have to admit admit I'm more than slightly intrigued.

And since it is Friday, I present to you three challenges, in ascending order of difficulty. Although to be honest, the last one falls into not-sure-if-there's-enough-info-to-go-on category. First, since it is the weekend and I plan on spending a lot of time outside, I'm in the market for a new pair of sunglasses. Where should I start looking? Secondly, I'd like to perhaps cool off mid-day by splashing around in a fountain -- or at least what I presume to be a fountain. Where am I headed? And finally, as the night draws to a close how about a nice sushi dinner al fresca. What restauarant am I calling for reservations?

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here about all the things Back to the Future 2 got right and wrong. Best Regards, David

Hey Ern, The girl with the nice tits is standing in front of 5409 Wesson Road in Austin, Texas. The foreign car repair shop has shut down, but I'm sure the folks over at Best Automotive can take care of you! Attached is a screen grab of the streetview. Ordinarily I'd make my email a little more user friendly, but I'm doing this on a tablet and mobile GMail isn't the greatest, in my opinion. Frank

I think the main reason anyone of any gender should always lower the toilet seat is simply because of fluid dynamics. Meaning when a toilet is flushed, water splashes out from the bowl in a random circular pattern. I witnessed an experiment once, where a dye pack was dumped into the bowl and after flushing the toilet just once, the stall walls were splattered with the dyed contents of the toilet bowl. After seeing that I have never ever left the seat or lid up, if I can at all help it. In fact, leaving the seat up is probably the most disgusting thing you can do in a bathroom, shy of urinating on the walls, which you might as well do if you flush without putting the seat down.

FRIDAY FLICK: Ahh, the year was 1999 and an 18 year old Julia Stiles melted my eyes out my fucking head to Notorious BIG's Hypnotize. Yeah, I stared at that television the same way Randy stared at Catalina during Joy and Crabman's reception.

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