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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 5, 2015
November 5, 2015

Take Note, I Am Saying Blue Excavator. Not Blue Waffle.

I've spent the better part of the morning trying to find a blue excavator. A what? A blue excavator. I've found toy blue excavators, upon toy blue excavators, and even one real life blue excavator. But nothing that might give me a clue what company (or city?) paints theirs this color blue. Any ideas?

Spare change accumulates in the oddest places -- pants pockets, car cup holders, under couch cushions, at the bottom of purses and even on the ground. Left lying around, spare change remains useless. But if you scoop up all that spare change and slide it into a piggy bank, you give it the opportunity to accumulate. aving with a piggy bank is easy and convenient. Purchase more than one and place them in easily accessible locations. The master bedroom is one logical location. Instead of putting loose change on top of the dresser, drop it into a nearby piggy bank. If a table by the front door serves as a drop location for car keys and mail, leave a piggy bank there so family members can easily empty pockets at the end of the day.

If you want to hit the open road and explore the country, over-the-road truck driving is the way to go and you'll enjoy the freedom that comes with a great truck driving career. But if you're considering becoming an over-the-road truck driver, there's a lot of information you'll need in order to decide if truck driving is the right career for you. For example, are you willing and able to drive as many miles per year as this trucker does? No seriously, how many miles does he drive per year.

Stop. Take a seat. Because I'm about to ruin your upcoming weekend. Take a look at what a pair of White Cement Nike Zoom Vapor AJ3 sneakers cost on eBay and Amazon. Now look at what this fool pair for a pair at Ross discount store.

Yo Ernie, Probably one of the easiest chases you've ever sent us on. The magazine is Klik, the July 2007 issue. This information may not do you any good unless you can read Croatian. Here's a link to a picture of the mag with the particulars. Rudy

Hi Ernie, Not sure about this, cant get any streetview of it, but I think that woman is in Jardin d'Acclimatation. Almost sure that the Eiffel tower is in the back left of the picture. Jan

Very well played, Jan! Now here's an interesting challenge for you. We've all see this young lass before, so you shoudl have a general idea of where she hangs out in the country (... cough... cough.. Las Veegas... cough... Laughlin... cough...) so you're looking for a specific type of restaurant with the street number 97. Show me whatcha got.

Parliament is a brand of cigarettes marketed by the company Philip Morris, first introduced in 1931 and is distinctive for its recessed paper filters. It was originally used as an advertising gimmick when cigarettes did not have filters. In the 1940s and 1950s, the brand was marketed for its unique filters, with advertisements reading, "Only the flavor touches your lips", and "Tobacco tastes best when the filter's recessed". The brand also claimed that the recessed filter prevented tar from making contact with the smoker's mouth, unlike standard filters. The Parliament brand holds a strong market position in Georgia, Saudi Arabia, Japan, Argentina, Armenia, Israel, South Korea, Kazakhstan, Turkey, Russia, Montenegro, Ukraine and United States.

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