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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 18, 2015
November 18, 2015

Holy Shit, Thanksgiving Is Next Thursday? It Seems That Fireworks Were Just Yesterday.

Well, it's time to go Christmas shopping for friends and family. So if I wanted to pick up a rechargeable razor like this one, what make and model and I shopping for?

The Starry Night is an oil on canvas by the Dutch post-impressionist painter Vincent van Gogh. Painted in June, 1889, it depicts the view from the east-facing window of his asylum room at Saint-Rémy-de-Provence, just before sunrise, with the addition of an idealized village. It has been in the permanent collection of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City since 1941, acquired through the Lillie P. Bliss Bequest. It is regarded as among Van Gogh's finest works, and is one of the most recognized monuments in the history of Western culture.

Patchy the Pirate is a pirate appearing in many SpongeBob SquarePants specials and major events, and is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club. Show me where he is hiding out.

No you silly Goose, I don't want you to identify the can of Carlsburg. I want you to identify the CD next to the can of Carlsburg.

And if you are jelly over my bucket bullets, then act quickly because Bass Pro just got some in and I'm sure they won't last that long.

Formed in 1954, the Suffolk Archers Club operated for six years at various facilities on Long Island, before purchasing its present 20-acre forest and configuring it into a unique combination of open field ranges and meandering archery trails. Everything at Suffolk Archers is designed to enable individuals and families to get the most enjoyment out of archery. For example, tournaments have categories for shooters of all abilities, ages and equipment preference, so competition is on par with others at your own level. While competition is always optional at Suffolk Archers, having fun is mandatory.

Old and busted: Ugly Christmas sweaters. The new hotness: ugly Christmas suits.

Hey Ernie, The Big Blue Bus stop was by Hama Sushi near Kinney Plaza in Venice. It has apparently moved down the road. More of her airing things out here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Given recent events -- which have been given the Streetfighter treatment, by the way -- I wonder if the folks over at EA Sports are going to rethink their cover choice for their new UFC 2 game.

Orangina is a carbonated citrus beverage made from orange, lemon, mandarin, and grapefruit juices and containing orange pulp. The concept of Orangina originated at a trade fair in France and was first marketed in French Algeria by Léon Beton. Orangina quickly became a common beverage throughout French North Africa. In 1951, Jean-Claude Beton introduced Orangina's iconic signature 8-ounce bottle, which became a symbol of the brand. The bottle is shaped like an orange, with a glass texture designed to mimic the fruit.

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