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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 20, 2015
November 20, 2015

Surprise, Surprise. A Bunch Of Armed Atheists Just Took Hostages In Mali.

This week's FRIDAY FLICK doesn't have much in the way of quotable dialoge, but I think it's pretty poignant. "General Woodbridge is waiting for the 'Go Ahead' from the President. I'm waiting for the 'Go Ahead' from General Woodbridge. And you are waiting for the 'Go Ahead' from me."

To that end, this trauma doctor from the Australian Army explains why he'd rather get shot with an AK-47 than an M4, based upon the kinetics of the round fired, in this case a Russian 7.62x39 versus the American designed 5.56mm. And if you plan on heading over to fight ISIS directly, the guys at Tracking Point have some good news for you. Now for those of us who more or less live in small, and for lack of any other word I'm going to say insignificant, places, I don't think there's much to worry about. But for you big city fuckers? I don't think it's altogether unreasonable to imagine this may be coming to a theater near you, especially since the guy in charge doesn't seem to give a flying fuck, and coupled with the fact that Christmas is about six weeks away, perhaps this might be an opportune time to point out DPMS is offering a $200 rebate on their ARs. In fact, there are a few different models the rebate is valid with, so you've got some wriggle room to really pick your poison. And as a hammer isn't all that useful without nails, it would always behoove you to keep some .223/5.56 handy before the next inevitable ammo drought hits.

Samsung is proud to introduce its newest Generation 8 DLP series HDTV with super slim cabinetry, brilliant color reproduction, and high contrast ratios. Samsung employs a Texas Instruments DLP chip that is comprised of millions of microscopic mirrors. The DLP chip is faster than any other HDTV technology, with the mirrors switching on & off 15,000 times a second to deliver a razor-sharp picture for fast moving images. When combined with Samsung's new Cinema Smooth light engine, the result is a crisp, bright picture with deep, rich colors that's closer to film. Samsung, the first name in Slim DLP TV.

From the pics today... That's not an Orangina bottle, that's a Jarritos Toronja bottle -- check out the far right bottl in this image. Just FYI. Doubt you want to rewrite a whole paragraph... Chris

Hey Ernie, I'm sure you'll get a bazillion Emails about the AC-130 Gunship that has to be written off due to going inverted during a test flight and over-G'ing the aircraft. A related interesting story is 10 years ago when a lift raft deployed IN-FLIGHT and wrapped around the horizontal stabilizer which resulted in a pretty wild ride - surprisingly, they kept flying that aircraft. alek

Konami Holdings Corporation is a Japanese producer of numerous toys, trading cards, anime, tokusatsu, slot machines and arcade cabinets, and formerly a developer and publisher of video games. The company was founded in 1969 as a jukebox rental and repair business in Toyonaka, Osaka, Japan, by Kagemasa K?zuki, who remains the company's chairman. In the United States Konami manages its video game business from offices in El Segundo, California and its casino gaming business from offices in Paradise, Nevada. Any idea what they've produced here?

Cupping therapy is an ancient form of alternative medicine in which a local suction is created on the skin; practitioners believe this mobilizes blood flow in order to promote healing. Through either heat or suction, the skin is gently drawn upwards by creating a vacuum in a cup over the target area of the skin. The cup stays in place for five to fifteen minutes. It is believed by some to help treat pain, deep scar tissues in the muscles and connective tissue, muscle knots, and swelling.

Hey Ernie, You can find Patchy the Pirate at this newsstand in Barcelona,and you can see more of that hot babe's fur-less gash here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hi Ernie, If you want to find Captain Nemo, this time your going to Ibiza, St Antoni de Portmany. The ship isn't at the dock for the streetview, but you can you can use the satellite view to see the ship! Jan

Johnson's Baby is an American brand of baby cosmetics and skin care products owned by Johnson & Johnson. The brand dates back to 1893 when Johnson's Baby Powder was introduced. The brand has reputation for making baby products that are "exceptionally pure and safe" since at least the 1980s. Their product line consists of baby powder, shampoos, body lotions, massage oil, shower gels and baby wipes -- just which product is this?

And let this plate of eggs remind you that sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.


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