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So just to recap the last few days events, now our NATO ally has shot down a Russian bomber killing one pilot, and then Syrian rebels -- you read as "ISIS" -- used an American made TOW missile to destroy one of the rescue helicopters, killing one of the crewmembers onboard. So now Vladimir Putin is going to go all "Yo Homie, you got my briefcase?" on Turkey, whom we are bound to defend. Uh-huh. Just a friendly reminder, the invading forces will likely be carrying Russian designed AK-74 assault rifles chambered in 5.45x39 so we should be able to pick up ammo on the move. If not, here's how to learn Russian in fifteen minutes!

Asking you to find the Rumor Lounge would be too easy, it's right here in Key West. But asking you to find this Jack In The Box? Now that's a challenge, baby!

Here's a little bit of Civil War trivia for you. The Army of the Trans-Mississippi was a major Confederate army during the American Civil War, originally consisting of about 50,000 soldiers and covered Western Mississippi, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, the Indian Territory, and Confederate Arizona. The Taylor Trans-Mississippi flag resulted when the Major General Richard Taylor sought to prevent his battle flags from being confused with the blue diagonal cross over over a red background of the Confederate battle flag, instead opting for a red diagonal cross over a blue background. The Trans-Mississippi Army was the last major Confederate command to surrender, submitting on May 26, 1865, exactly one month after General Johnston had surrendered in the eastern United States.

IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME: You can grab Michael Jackson's Thriller album for free on Google Play. Hey say what you want, motherfucker, it's good music.

The specialty cocktail drink known as the Hand Grenade is sold frozen or on-the-rocks exclusively by 721 Bourbon, Inc. through five licensed nightclub bars in the New Orleans French Quarter. Pam Fortner and Earl Bernhardt, owners of the Tropical Isle bar founded during the 1984 Louisiana World Exposition, created the melon-flavored Hand Grenade as their signature cocktail. Since 1987, the federally registered trademark "Hand Grenade" has been used to uniquely identify the cocktail and its packaging. Since January 1992, the Hand Grenade has been served in a green translucent plastic yard container with a bulbous, textured base shaped like an oversized hand grenade.

Okay movie buffs, let's see you put your money where you mouth is: name this actor and the gunslinging movie he starred in.

Tonic water is a carbonated soft drink, in which quinine is dissolved, and was originally used as a prophylactic against malaria. The mixed drink gin and tonic also originated in British colonial India, when the British population would mix their medicinal quinine tonic with gin. It now has a significantly lower quinine content and is often used as a drink mixer for cocktails, especially those made with gin or vodka. Such soft drinks are more popular in Europe than in the United States.