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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 30, 2015

November 30, 2015

Thirty Days Hath November. And They Went By Fast As Fuck.

Remember your favorite sweet and sour candy from your youth that made you pucker? Sour Apple Pucker is a member of DeKuyper's Pucker sweet and sour schnapps family, with a flavor similar to Granny Smith apples. Now you can get that same flavor in a bottle. The company says the cordial delivers a burst of sweet apple flavor followed by a mouth puckering sour. Try it in some of these 66 different drink recipes, and perhaps you'll stumble across one that Ms. Apple really likes.

Live Nation Entertainment is an American entertainment company, formed from the merger of Live Nation and Ticketmaster. It owns, leases, operates, has booking rights for and/or equity interest in a large number of U.S. entertainment venues. The leadership consists of John C. Malone, chairman of Liberty Media as chairman and Michael Rapino -- previously chief executive officer of Live Nation -- as president and CEO of the company.

And if you are wondering what to get Nicole Larson for christmas? might I suggest this Dominos easy button. And yes, can quote me on that.

Most sources say that the clementine came to exist because of accidental hybridization, with the first fruits discovered by Brother Clément Rodier (after whom the fruit was named in French and then English) in the garden of his orphanage in Misserghin, Algeria. However, there are claims it originated in China much earlier; one source describes it as nearly identical to the Canton mandarin widely grown in the Guangxi and Guangdong provinces in China. This variety was introduced into California commercial agriculture in 1914, though it was grown at the Citrus Research Center as early as 1909.

Ernie, Trying to go 2 for 2... She is standing in the parking lot of the Rite Aid (8230 Martin Way East, Lacey, WA 98516) and it would appear the recently renovated Jack in the Box is across the street (8215 Martin Way E, Lacey, WA 98516). Thanks for doing what you do, Jason

Damn, I love Jack in the Box. 2 tacos for a buck at 3am hits the spot. That young lady is sharing her taco in Lacey, WA. Here's the Google. Brian.

Now this is the mark of a true champion: Holly Holm has nothing but nice things to say about both Ronda Rousey and Floyd Mayweather. In fact, she even found the most gracious way possible to say she'd kick Rousey's ass 10 times out of 10, and still not sound conceited.

Here's what would have been a great photo challenge, rendered more or less impossible by the absense of any clues or additional photographs. Sure it's 754 Something Street, and the architecture looks San Francisco -- or maybe New York'ish? Nah, probably San Francisco -- but other than that, the photo is a dead end. So instead of that practically impossible challenge, I'll ask you to find the bar that has a pool with a runway build in the middle of it.

Hey Ernie, You can take the beautiful Dominika and her perfect landing strip for a beer in Prague, Czech Republic. . I might suggest Back Doors Cocktail Bar which is across the street. More of her showing it all here. Also, that dog posing in front of the fuzzy microphone cover seems to be having guite a life, judging by these pics. Apparently the dog is a pet of the crew of this porno site from Australia. In my next life, I know what I want to come back as. Tim

Hi Ernie, Got a blog post here with all of the Sheldon Cooper Fun With Flags episodes from the Big Bang Theory. Any chance you could feature it on EHOWA? Best Regards, Dave E

Well, the tide may finally be turning in our favor, kids. For the first time in almost three years, Walmart is selling .22 ammo for $0.045 per round. Keep in mind I picked up these boxes about three weeks ago, for $22 each and was damn glad to do so. So perhaps we can all start keeping a close watch on Walmart's ammo prices as a whole, and notice a downward trend.

Okay, entry level photo challenge: see if you can tell me whether or not this metal cell phone tower (?) is still standing. Oh, and still no sources on my folding ladder yet.