MOST RECENT
Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

The Iranian Nuclear Deal As Explained By Brea...

So Ernie, Where The Fuck Did You Go And Why N...

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Tax Weekend Joke Here....

... more ...

YOU MIGHT LIKE
funny pictures
free webcams
sexy videos

LATEST FEATURES


ERNIE CAM

E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

jealous? click here to get your website on ehowa.com for as little as $5 per day
Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 10, 2015
December 10, 2015

Man Those Little Images On The Right Side Were A Pain In The Ass.

GODAMMIT. Someone sent in an email with information on finding this subway platform, but I can't find the fucking thing and fear I may have deleted it by accident. I hate it when I do that, it absolutely makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it. So whoever you are, please resend your email!

Mermaids appear in the folklore of many cultures worldwide, including the Near East, Europe, Africa and Asia. The first stories appeared in ancient Assyria, in which the goddess Atargatis transformed herself into a mermaid -- an aquatic creature with the upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish -- out of shame for accidentally killing her human lover. Mermaids are sometimes associated with perilous events such as floods, storms, shipwrecks and drownings. In other folk traditions (or sometimes within the same tradition), they can be benevolent or beneficent, bestowing boons or falling in love with humans.

Okay movie buffs, I need you to link these two chairs together in a few steps as possible.

Hello All Powerful Ern Dog. This one is way too easy. Devergo Jeans is the branding of a design school in Hungary. They are located in Budapest and have quite a following in that country. When I was in Budapest 2 years ago their ads were all over the place. Cheers and keep them coming! Randy

Hey Ernie, Been following along... seems like forever. Noticed you mentioned your own sense of humor a couple days back regarding Amy Schumer, and Nick Offerman's name showed up a bit later.. With everything going on regarding guns about now, thought you might find this appropriately inappropriate for your blog at some point.. Keep on keepin' on! Eric

Nick Offerman is another person whom I will allow to entertain me on occasion, but certainly never be my voice of conscience.

Aww, isn't this cute! And just in time for Christmas! Pull his little string and he says, "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord, when I lay My vengeance upon you."

Here's a pretty good challenge, and if you look closely there are enough clues to solve this one. Where is this Peace and Love girl?

Hey Ernie, Your hot dog stand is at Orchard Beach, Pelham Bay Park, Bronx, New York Here is a photo of the stand, according to the NYC web site, there are three of them, and very little Street View, so I couldn't narrow it down to the specific one. Here's more of the young lady working out her retro bush here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Based upon that, I *think* we're looking at right here; pay particular attention to the rounded building in the left background, and the two raised concrete embankments on either side of the beach access ramp. Nice pull, Tim! But I wonder, what designed sews their labels over the left breast pocket of their denim jackets. Any ideas?

Looking for something to keep tucked away for when things go bump in the night? Bump back with a 12 gauge Remington 870 pump-action shotgun for only $320 -- and that's with free shipping!

Early Winter is a prime time to pay attention to your trees and shrubs. The leaves are long gone and most woody plants are dormant, making it an ideal time to give them a trim. Pruning deciduous plants in the winter promotes fast regrowth in the spring, as most plants are dormant during the winter. It's also easier to see the shape of deciduous plants in the winter, since their foliage is gone.


BOTTOM FEEDER

USERS ONLINE

All original material ©1997-2017 EHOWA.COM/ERNIESHOUSEOFWHOOPASS.COM - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
all other materials are property of their respective owners!