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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 11, 2015
December 11, 2015

Wow, Christmas Is In Two Weeks. And Neither I Or My Wallet Are Fully Prepared.

Every celebrity, every athlete, every person who makes their bread and butter from the fame and admiration they enjoy from their fans, should be as gracious as The Fucking Rock. The People's Champion, indeed.

Although not considered true lilies, the calla lily is an extraordinary flower. This beautiful plant, available in a multitude of colors, grows from rhizomes and is ideal for use in beds and borders. You can also grow calla lilies in containers, either outdoors or in a sunny window as houseplants. Proper planting and location are about the only important things to consider when growing calla lilies. Care of calla lilies requires that they be planted in loose, well-drained soil and they prefer to be located in full sun or partial shade in warmer climates.

In this recent survey, 60 percent of the 18-to-29 year olds polled say they support committing U.S. combat troops to fight ISIS. But an almost equal number -- 62 percent -- say they wouldn't want to personally join the fight, even if the US needed additional troops. Logical conclusion: 60% of millennials are total pussies.

And at a time when the White House is once again calling the San Bernadino terrorist attack an "incident of gun violence", more and more local Sheriffs are openly endorsing concealed carry as the best way for their constituents to protect themselves. So who are you gonna believe? Me, or your lying eyes? On that note, remember the Taurus PT-111 Millenium Pros I tried to get all of you guys to buy when I found a deal for $189? Well guess what? That's right, there's been an average a $60 price increase since then. So stick with me kid, and you'll go places.

This flag one was too easy, she is outside Palazzo Ducezio, Noto, Province of Syracuse, Italy! Rick

Hey Ernie, The Pi symbol in the shower belongs to Pi Greca Gel Shampoo. It is the same chick from the "Basic Instinct on VHS" pic. You can see all the rest of her here, including other shots of the Basic Instinct VHS here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hmmm, that gallery raises another question. Thanks to the horizontal blue stripe across the top of the tube, I am like 90% sure there is something made by Neutrogena sitting on the nightstand, but i can't figure out exactly which product.

In traffic engineering, highway guardrail may prevent an errant vehicle from impacting roadside obstacles which may be either man-made (sign structures, culvert inlets, utility poles) or natural (trees, rock croppings), running off the road and going down a steep embankment, or veering off the roadway into oncoming traffic. A secondary objective is keeping the vehicle upright while deflected along the guardrail. The most common type of guardrail in use today is the Blocked-Out W-beam. Strong-post W-beam guardrail consists of wood posts and wood blockouts or steel posts with wood or plastic blockouts; the wood or steel blockouts reduce or minimize a vehicle snagging on the posts upon impact.

Old and busted: finding the most creative ways to kill your park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon. The new hotness: finding the most creative ways to kill your park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon, as viewed from the eyes of the guests themselves.

Given the info at hand, I would have to say that your Peace and Love girl is at Capt. Tony's Fantasy Fest at 428 Greene St, Key West, FL 33040. Didn't find that particular girl though. Dusty

Ernie, Here's the location of your titillating Peace and Love girl -- she's inside Capt Tony's Saloon. And, here is the information for the party: Capt Tony's Sexy First Responders Party. Keep 'em coming! TwoNames

While I suppose one could argue a status is a monument and a monument is a statue, I'd like to know what statue/monument is shown here.

Mr. Potato Head is an toy consisting of a plastic model of a potato which can be decorated with a variety of plastic parts that can attach to the main body. These parts usually include ears, eyes, shoes, a hat, a nose, and a mouth. The toy was invented and developed by George Lerner in 1949, and first manufactured and distributed by Hasbro in 1952. Mr. Potato Head was the first toy advertised on televisionand has remained in production since its debut. The toy was originally produced as separate plastic parts with pushpins that could be stuck into a real potato or other vegetable. However, due to complaints regarding rotting vegetables and new government safety regulations, Hasbro began including a plastic potato body within the toy set in 1964.

FRIDAY FLICK: While it was supposed to be a somewhat light hearted action/adventure movie, SpaceCamp turned into a marketing nightmare. It was scheduled to be released in early 1986 but on 28 January the real-life shuttle Challenger exploded 74 seconds after liftoff, claiming the lives of seven American astronauts. Eerily, the malfunction simulated in the film involved the solid rocket booster and was similar to the actual cause of the Challenger accident. In fact, the footage of the Space Shuttle Orbiter landing is from Challenger touching down at the conclusion of STS-8; the first night landing of the Space Shuttle program. In the wake of the Challenger disaster, SpaceCamp's release was pushed back months, and when it finally did make it to theaters, it grossed less than $10 million.

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