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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 17, 2015
December 17, 2015

So Where The Fuck Did The This-Day-In-History Script Go?

I stumbled across a small Volkwagen Club carshow this past weekend, with some pretty neat stuff there.

And I'll admit this is kind of fucking cool too, but will also issue the warning you'll look like a fucking idiot playing it at work: Lightsaber Escape is a game that follows a Jedi as he/she escapes from a stormtrooper-infested space craft armed only with a lightsaber for deflecting blaster fire. The cool thing about the game is the lightsaber is controlled with your smartphone, while the actual gameplay unfolds real time on your computer monitor. It takes a few minutes to get into the swing of things, but it's actually kind of fucking neat.

While it certainly should take you long to identify this drink, I would like ot take this opportunity to remind you we still have two open challenges: I need someone to show me what these stairs lead to, and then to identify which Neutrogena product is on her nightstand.

For much of the last decade, the MV Shearwater caught menhaden by the ton, but in its new life, as part of the Del-Jersey-Land reef 26 miles off the coast, it will become a fish habitat and diving destination in Delaware's artificial reef program. The ship didn't go easy into the deep last week; the stern sank first, and the ship started to turn leaving just the bow out of the water. It took about six hours to fully sink after the seacocks opened and the interior compartments flooded. Delaware's artificial reef system includes more than 1,300 former New York City subway cars, tugboats, smaller commercial fishing boats, decommissioned military vehicles, and the ex-USS Arthur W. Radford, sunk four years ago and the longest ship reefed on the East Coast to date.

Yo dawg, I heard you like knives. So I put a knife in yo knife in you knife, so you can knife a knife, while you are knifing.

2015 may have been a blockbuster year at the movies, but that also means a lot of eyes peering closely at the screen, noticing things the filmmakers might not want them to. They've all been submitted to website, which catalogues thousands of errors spotted by eagle-eyed fans. Furious 7 comfortably leads the pack with 41 bloopers, but more recent releases such as Spectre also feature on the list. Jon

Ernie, enough with the Taurus love. Buy once, cry once is alive and well. Tommy

Which is easy to say presuming you've got a $500-$600 budget to cry over, but what if you don't? What if all you have is $200 or so? Do you continue to go defenseless until you have enough money to buy something that meets your snooty ass standards? Or do you buy somethng less expensive and still fully functional? Do you think this mother would have wanted a $200 Taurus in her hand, instead of a mobile phone? My guess would be yes. So bargain shop if you must, even considering used -- Smith and Wesson M&P45 with 3 magazines and box for $359 -- just buy something.

Procrit (epoetin alfa) is a man-made form of a protein that helps your body produce red blood cells. The amount of this protein in your body may be reduced when you have kidney failure or use certain medications. When fewer red blood cells are produced, you can develop a condition called anemia. Procrit is used to treat anemia -- a lack of red blood cells in the body -- in patients with chronic kidney disease. Procrit is made from human plasma (part of the blood) which may contain viruses and other infectious agents. Donated plasma is tested and treated to reduce the risk of it containing infectious agents, but there is still a small possibility it could transmit disease. is the coolest webcam site on the web. definitely NSFW.

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