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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 4, 2016
January 4, 2016

Looks Like Thiongs Are Going To Get Raher Exciting In Oregon, AMIRITE?

Ain't it curious how the same people who get so bent out of shape about police shootings, are so very excited about the prospect of the federal government killing American citizens in Oregon? Yeah, I'm shocked, too. Anyway, here's everything you ever wanted to know about the shenanigans going on in Oregon, but were afraid to ask, plus a complete list of the Best Selling Firearms of 2015 -- and MUCH to my surprise, Kel-Tec takes the number one slot with their PMR-30! I know, fucking shocking, right? Second place is the Taurus PT-111 Millenium G2, which I've been preaching for a while now. You can use GunEngine to find these hot sellers and more.

Go in search of eggs in most foreign countries and you might encounter a strange scene: eggs on a shelf or out in the open air, nowhere near a refrigerator. Shock and confusion may ensue. What are they doing there? And are they safe to eat? We Americans, along with the Japanese, Australians and Scandinavians, tend to be squeamish about our chicken eggs, so we bathe them and then have to refrigerate them. But we're oddballs. Most other countries don't mind letting unwashed eggs sit next to bread or onions. The difference boils down to two key things: how to go after bacteria that could contaminate them, and how much energy we're willing to use in the name of safe eggs.

Boy, I sure do wish I knew what this white sign reads. Can you find it on StreetView?

There's nothing like that tingly feeling of a clay mask drying on your skin to make you feel like you're pulling out the nasty dirt no "gentle foaming cleanser" could possibly whisk away. So nourish your skin and leave it smooth and supple all day with the Feeling Beautiful Avocado And Oatmeal Facial Clay Mask. This product contains rich clays formulated to dive deep to purge all the dirt and oils from your pores, and is rich in vitamin E for lasting skin softness.

Looks like Tom Brady might have Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Hey Ernie, This seems like it is right up your alley. Phixeus

Vladimir Gusinsky founded NTV in 1993, attracting talented journalists and news anchors of the time such as Tatiana Mitkova, Leonid Parfyonov, Mikhail Osokin, Yevgeniy Kiselyov, Vladimir A. Kara-Murza, Victor Shenderovich and others. The channel set high professional standards in the Russian television, giving live coverage and sharp analysis of current events. Starting before the dissolution of Soviet Union as Fourth Programme, the channel broadcast a daily news programme Today and a weekly news commentary programme Itogi. (Cyrillic: HTB, meaning: National Television)

The combination of license plate and the business name should be enough for you to find, what I presume is a a handicapped parking space, on Streetview.

The world's first smart ship, Quantum of the Seas, lets you open your cabin door with the swipe of your wrist and offers amazing digitally enhanced entertainment with 12K high definition screens. Among all of these technological advancements, there is one that just might make you feel like you are in an episode of the Jetsons: your own personal robot serving you a cocktail. Yes, you will find your own personal Rosie at the Bionic Bar, which lets you go from ordering your drink on a tablet, to sipping on your cocktail, all without having to speak to a single fucking human being. SOUNDS PERFECT.

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