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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 5, 2016
January 5, 2016

Guess Where I Am Headed This Morning. Go Ahead, Guess.

The right to trial by jury is a fundamental right guaranteed to all Americans by the Constitution. Florida Constitution Article I, Section 22, states that any person, who is accused of committing a crime, has the right to a jury trial.

In order for individuals to use this right, the court must have a system of obtaining and providing jurors. As an American citizen it both is your privilege, and your duty to serve as a juror. Jurors are selected from a list that is supplied by the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles. Once a year, this database is updated with any changes or new residents, and given to the Lee County Clerk of Circuit Court, Jury Administration. Jurors are then randomly selected from this database.

Jury duty is a one-day, or a one trial event. Most trials last only one day, but if you are selected for a trial that lasts longer than one day, you must serve for the length of that trial. Jurors are assigned to a judge and sent to the courtroom for questioning. This questioning period is called "Voir Dire," a French term that means "to speak the truth." During the questioning the judge and attorneys will select their panel of 6 or 12, with the possibility of selecting one or two alternates.

So yes, I'm sure you've surmised that I'm appearing for Jury Duty this morning. In fact as you're reading this, odds are I'm probably climbing the fucking walls of the jury waiting room, while some shitty 80's movie plays in the background. Will I be selected for a jury? Will someone's fate rest in my hands? Will I be a Jury Foreman again? Only time will tell. In the meantime, relive the last time this happened: scroll down to Sept 3rd and read upwards. Anyway, lots of folks were able to find the white sign, but the first two were...

Hi, Ernie. That white sign says "Molasky Corporate Service, Internal Revenue Service Parking"and is in Las Vegas. Starting the year with some softballs, eh? lt-Dan

Ernie, Found the location: it's at the corner of W. Ogden Ave & N. City Parkway in Las Vegas. The street view on google maps won't let me get the exact same angle as the photo, but as you zoom in, you can see the same Main Street Station sign. Cheers, Phil

Old and busted: Where's Waldo. The new hotness: Where's Dexter.

You want it. You need it. You should have it. It's a Henry Survival Rifle for $209. Do it. Do it. Do it. Because seriously, the Henry is a terrific rifle to own, especially if you don't live within a 5 mile drive of the nearest Walmart.

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