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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 2, 2016
February 2, 2016

Respect The Classics Man.

Alfonso John Romero is an American director, designer, programmer, and developer in the video game industry. He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and designer for many of their games, including Wolfenstein 3D, Dangerous Dave, Hexen, Doom and Quake. His game designs and development tools, along with new programming techniques created and implemented by id Software's lead programmer John D. Carmack, led to a mass popularization of the first person shooter, or FPS, in the 1990s. John Romero is credited with coining the FPS multiplayer term "deathmatch", and just recently released his first new Doom level in 21 years. You'll want to pay attention to what emulators you have to use, specifically zDoom or Crispy Doom. But if you dont want to go through that much trouble, and would instead like to live vicariously through the exploits of others, here's a video of someone completing the level. And let me tell you kids, it's fucking hard.

With gas prices rising, high unemployment, and inflation poised to spiral out of control, your talent for cutting household expenses is becoming more and more important. You can slash services like yard landscaping and premium cable channels, and you can reduce your utility bills by using electricity, gas, and water more sparingly. But what about everyday necessities like feeding your family and operating your home? In order to be successful with couponing, you've got to start with a big huge mental shift. You'll be leaving behind that old way of shopping and opening your mind to something new.

What do Tom Brady and my six year old nephew have in common? They both go to bed at 8pm. Well, that and they both cry like little bitches when they lose.

Demonstrating once again her gift for spellbinding stoyrtelling,The Witching Hour by Anne Rice is the first novel in the Lives of the Mayfair Witches series. It begins the tale of a family of witches -- a family given to poetry and incest, to murder and philsophy, a family that is itself haunted by a powerful, dangerous and seductive being -- and a spirit that has guided their fortunes for generations.

Can you show me exactly where there is no left turn onto Regent Street?

When you're bored and have access to a helicopter and an aircraft carrier. Jon

Here's an article you might want to link to. Young drone pilots are not just enjoying themselves, but also inventing a new sport," reports one technology site in an article titled "When Video Games Get Real", asking whether we'll ultimately see "drone parks" or even drone demolition derbies and flying robot wars! They quote one pilot who says it feels like skateboarding in the 1990's, "with a small group of people pushing the envelope and inventing every day" — this time wearing virtual reality googles to experiencee the addictive thrill of flying. And the CEO of the new Drone Racing League suggests they'll soon start broadcasting footage from the drones' onboard cameras directly into virtual reality headsets! David

Sure, any idiot can tell me this photo was taken at the entrance to the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las vegas, but can you show me exactly which entrance?

It looks like the open carry movement in Florida might be held up in the State Senate, all thanks to Senator Miguel Diaz de la Portilla of Miami who is afraid the proposed law would, "create a bad impression on tourists who would see Floridians walking around with handguns." You know, like tourists are in 44 other states. To that end, this is a GREAT deal on a GREAT little carry gun: Bersa Thunder .380 for $239. In fact if you remember, it was about three years ago when I picked up this Bersa Thunder .380 used for $200. This was the one I used to keep sealed in plastic and hidden away in a bathroom, but that detail has been relegated to an old S&W 36, so now this trusty little Bersa is kept in a more readily accessible location around the house.

Tom+Chee is the grilled cheese and tomato soup shop for the kid at heart, mixing classic comfort food with fresh ingredients, healthy alternatives, and a flare for the unexpected. From the vegetarian Hippy Chee, to the offbeat Grilled Cheese Donut, Tom+Chee offers 25+ sandwiches, fresh salads, along with three tomato soups with seasonal favorites like gazpacho and blue cheese chili. Unlike most restaurants, they roast our their meats and make their own dressings, sauces, and spreads from scratch. They also offer gluten-free bread, vegan cheese, vegan/vegetarian soups and make their basil pesto with sunflower seeds. Tom+Chee goes the extra mile to serve all their customers food that is awesome and fresh!

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