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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 11, 2016
February 11, 2016

If Youre Looking For Fuck All, You've Found The Right Place.

I like Bernie Sanders as a person. I really do. I think he's an all around good guy, he's (comparatively speaking) honest for a politician, he doesn't sling mud like the others do, and he genuinely wants to make life better for the voters of Vermont and the American people. And if there were a Nice Guy competition, he'd get my vote hands down. Unfortunately Bernie Sanders doesn't know fuck all about the economy. And the most frustrating part about Bernie Sanders not knowing fuck all about the economy is, it is impossible to convince a Bernie Sanders supporter that Bernie Sanders doesn't know fuck all about the economy. Because in order to support Bernie Sanders' economic policies, you have to not know fuck all about the economy to begin with. So with the next Presidential election coming up, which way do you prefer? Frank Underwood's way or the Purge's way?

Lysol is a brand name of cleaning and disinfecting products distributed by Reckitt Benckiser. The line includes solutions for hard and soft surfaces, air treatment, and hand washing. The first Lysol Brand Antiseptic Disinfectant was introduced in 1889 by Dr. Gustav Raupenstrauch to help end a cholera epidemic in Germany. In 1918, during the Spanish flu pandemic, Lehn & Fink, Inc. advertised Lysol disinfectant as an effective countermeasure to the influenza virus. Newspaper ads provided tips for preventing the spread of the disease, including washing sick-rooms and everything that came in contact with patients with Lysol. Current scents from Lysol include Crisp Linen, Floral, Fruit & Citrus, Gourmand, and Fresh.

Meals-Ready-to-Eat are extremely versatile, don't require water, and are fully cooked so they can be eaten straight out of the pouch anywhere at any time. Each meal includes a MRE flameless ration heater so you can have a hot meal anywhere. This package includes: Spaghetti with meat and sauce, Vegetable Lasagna, Beef Ravioli with meat sauce, Cheese Tortellini with tomato sauce, Chili and Macaroni, Sloppy Joe Filling, Asian Style Beef Strips with Vegetables and Chicken Breast with Pasta and Basil. Get all six for $18.49 shipped -- perfect for bugout bags, backpacking, or to keep in your car. Or you know, in case you lose power after a hurricane. Added bonus: long 3 year shelf life, so you can totally freak people out.

Heya Ernie, Thought this video might be funny to slip in some place. The guy, Josh Robert Thompson, does a spot on George Lucas. Brian

The snacks are by Montebovi. They are Montebovi California Italian cookies. Rick

Things for you to find today: This fire truck. And because people are selling all of their shit to cover their Super Bowl losses, I'd also like you to find this pawn shop.

Style was an iconic South African consumer magazine that was founded in 1981 and published by Caxton and CTP Publishers and Printers Limited. The magazine's founding editor was Marilyn Hattingh, who based the publication on American "city magazines", aimed at an upmarket readership of conspicuous consumers. The magazine was a highly influential chronicle of Johannesburg high society, and its tone was acerbic and often satirical. In late 2006, it was announced that Style magazine would be discontinued.

Hi Ernie, I made this montage video of random youtube artists singing Adele's Hello. hope you like and share! thanks in advance and have a nice Superbowl weekend Cheers! Alberto

Ernie, barrel at Truro Vineyards is in the quaint town of North Truro, Cape Cod, Massachusetts on Shore Road on the way into or out of Provincetown by the "back door". This street view pic has some trees in the way but you can see the barrel clearly. Been by it many times but have never stopped to sample the wines. Russ

Old and busted: Kurt Cobain's apartment listed on Airbnb. The new hotness: Vincent Van Gogh's bedroom listed on Airbnb.

Lawrence Block is an American crime writer best known for two long-running New York–set series about the recovering alcoholic P.I. Matthew Scudder and the gentleman burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr. Block was named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America in 1994. In his most recent novel, after having Cashed out from the NYPD after 24 years, Doak Miller operates as a private eye in steamy small-town Florida, doing jobs for the local police. Like posing as a hit man and wearing a wire to incriminate a local wife who's looking to get rid of her husband. But when he sees the wife, when he looks into her deep blue eyes, he sees murder.


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