funny pictures
free webcams
sexy videos




E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

jealous? click here to get your website on for as little as $5 per day
Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 24, 2016
February 24, 2016

Man This Weekend Can't Get Here Fast Enough. And It's Only Fucking Wednesday.

And I know this one will produce a few groans at first, because of how Germany is with privacy and Google Streetview, but since this is taken in a commercial area, odds are you should be able to show me where DHL is making a delivery. Oh, and an addendum to yesterday's DOOM post: when you preorder the game for Xbox One, they will include free copies of Doom I and Doom II so you can kick it old school.

So I've been in the market for an Inox companion to my little Beretta 84FS (on the left compared to a 92FS). Ergonomically speaking, it is by far the most comfortable handgun I own. Wveryone who holds it -- from little teenie tiny women to big meaty clawed guys -- instantly falls in love with it. Generally speaking, the Inox versions tend to run a little more expensive than the black finish, about $800 on up. Of course by now you've scrolled down and noticed this one for $400 which instantly drew my attention and my apprehension. Usually when the seller doesn't specify an exact location (e.g. Cape Coral, Florida versus just Florida) that's the first clue the ad is a scam. I've put out a feeler because hey, maybe it's a great deal, so we'll see what happens. And no, this would not be to carry, otherwise I'd just grab a Ruger LCP on sale for $199. But I'm looking for a nice collector piece I can keep as a safe queen.

Finding the general locale of this next photo will be a piece of cake. Finding out exactly where Mr Whippy's Ice Cream is however, will prove more challenging.

Hey Ernie, This Burger King is in Orlando, FL, across the street from America's Golf Clearance Outlet. The pic was taken by the white fence,when Burger King had not yet undergone an outside face-lift and America's Golf Outlet had a yellow sign . Apparently they have Automated Ordering Kiosks now. How's that $15 an hour minimum wage workin' out for ya? . More of her bearded clam here. Tim

If you're a huge fan of the Terminator franchise, you have two options at this point. You can buy a toy T-800 endoskeleton, or you can buy the T-1 prototype new Atlas robot by Boston Dynamics. Your call.

And while some Las Vegas photo challenges are easier than others, some are too easy to even be challenging. For example, it doesn't take too much sleuthing to determine this photo was taken from the Hooters casino, looking overtop the Hooters sign towards the MGM. Likewise, we've all seen this view from the Cosmopolitan before, looking over the Bellagio's fountain towards Paris. But can you show me where this hood ornament is staying?

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite So My Dad Is Visiting Fo...

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

... more ...


all other materials are property of their respective owners!