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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 15, 2016
March 15, 2016

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The Vernal Equinox in the Northern Hemisphere is the Autumnal Equinox in the Southern Hemisphere and vice versa. Many people believe on the equinoxes the sun shines directly on the equator and the length of day and night is nearly equal; they're close but not quite right. The Vernal Equinox marks the moment the Sun crosses the celestial equator -– the imaginary line in the sky above the Earth's equator -– from south to north and vice versa in September. And so at exactly 12:37pm on March 20th, the sun will cross the equator from south to north, marking the start of offical start of spring.

When it comes to your health and skin cancer, it's a good idea to be proactive and keep an eye out for dangerous moles. Moles can be linked to skin cancer. This is especially true if you have a family history of skin cancer linked to moles. In addition to limiting your exposure to sunlight and using sunscreens, examining yourself for moles can help with early detection of melanoma -- the deadliest type of skin cancer -- and treatment. Moles that are of greater medical concern include those that look different than other existing moles or those that first appear in adulthood. If you notice changes in a mole's color or appearance, you should have a dermatologist evaluate it. You also should have moles checked if they bleed, ooze, itch, appear scaly, or become tender or painful.

The Universal Machine Gun Model 1959 is a machine gun developed in Czechoslovakia in the 1950s, and remains in use by the Czech Army and the Slovak Armed Forces. The Uk vz. 59 fires 7.62×54mmR ammunition -- my favorite fucking round -- delivered via an ammunition belt. The weapon can serve as a light (light barrel and bipod, vz. 59L model) and medium machine gun (heavy barrel and tripod) and can also be used as a co-axial mounted weapon. So imagine my fucking surprise this morning when I'm scrolling through some ads and HOW-LEEEE-SHIT! Scroll down to the UK vz.59 7.62x54R mm Machine Gun. At first, I thought this is the rifle that has appeared in a couple of war movies I've seen -- specifically Enemy at the Gates, but turns out I was wrong. Still though. If Congress would lift the NFA, you can bet your ass I would be a UK-59 buying motherfucker.

I have two challenged for you today. The first is product identification, in while you will need to identify both brands of bottled water. The second is a Streetview one -- at least I hope it will be -- since I see no reason why one of Google's car could't make it past this two story casino I need you to find.

Hi Ernie, Love the site and read it every day. I found this store at the Monroe Mall in Monroe, NC. I call this "keeping it real". Enjoy! Dan

This one was pretty easy to find. The Encore hotel has nearly the same photo on their web site minus the hot naked chick... you can see the furniture is the same as well as the view. Can't really get a Google street view from the hotel itself but this is the half way point. Bud

The Las Vegas hotel is the Encore, here is a picture of an Encore Resort Suite,note the same furniture. And for B.J. here is the street view of the minus the hot naked chick... you can see the furniture is the same as well as the view. Can't really get a Google street view from the hotel itself but this is the half way point. Bud target=_blank>Corvette diner at 2965 Historic Decatur Road in San Diego, Ca. Rick

There are probably a lot of bartenders out there who would claim their cocktails are a work of art. But only Hong Kong‘s Rajendra Limbu is making the connection explicit for a new line of art-inspired cocktails for the Artesian bar in Hong Kong.

Friday is a 1995 American stoner slapstick buddy crime comedy film directed by F. Gary Gray in his directorial debut. It stars Ice Cube, who co-wrote the film with DJ Pooh, and Chris Tucker in his first starring role. The film details roughly 16 hours in the lives of unemployed Craig Jones (Cube) and Smokey (Tucker), who must pay a drug dealer $200 by 10:00 p.m. that night. Friday received mostly positive reviews from critics. Rotten Tomatoes gives the film a 77% approval rating, based on 22 reviews, with an average rating of 6.2/10. The film was released on DVD on March 2, 1999 and Blu-ray on September 8, 2009 with a new director's cut (97 minutes). The single disc DVD contains a theatrical trailer, a featurette on the film, and cast and crew interviews.

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