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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 25, 2016
March 25, 2016

Holy Shit, I Can't Believe It's Easter Weekend Already.

Well this is certainly akward. I have the same set of wooden TV trays. No kidding, see for yourself.

Because of their relatively low cost, long shelf life, and extremely high concentration of vitamin C, citrus fruits like lemons and limes are a tangy addition to many foods and drinks. Their shelf life depends upon a variety of factors. Since there is not usually a sell by date, the only date you can go by is the purchased date, or the picked date if known. So, how long do lemons last? When properly stored, the shelf life of fresh lemons past their sell by date is approximately 2-4 weeks when stored at room temperature, or 1-2 months when stored in a refrigerator.

Palm trees are staples in most Florida yards because they add a tropical feel to any landscape setting. Most of the year, these trees are easy to care for, but during the winter you may need to take a few precautions to keep your palms safe from the cold. If cold weather is forecast, be sure to cover your palm trees with a blanket or sheet to keep frost from staying on the foliage. Wrapping the trunk with burlap will protect your tree without suffocating it. You can leave this in place for the winter and just check periodically for signs of fungus on the tree.

Searching for this photo would be too easy, she's catching some sun in this pool at Dante's in Key West. So instead, find me this magazine stand. Also, so far no joy on my hotdog stand.

Pelican International builds lounging pedal boats with biomechanical designs and wider seating areas. Pelican boats hold up to five seating positions with 800-pound weight capacity. Back rests can be adjusted for recline or folded down for full-length rest on the water. Clearly, these models are meant for longer periods on the water. That's why all but one Pelican pedal boat models come with canopies. Most models fall in the mid-to-high price range.

The young lady dressed in the Valentine's day gear appears to like Yankee Candle's Buttercream scent. That one was easy as it's my wife's favorite one from them. -Scott

Hi Ernie, Got a blog post here with the top 10 removal fails videos. Any chance you could feature it on Ehowa? Best Regards, David

Now that the Hulkster is buttfucking Gawker to the tune of $140 million dollars, Erin Andrews wants her $55 million dollar judgement against Mariot adjusted.

So who reads Czech? Because I'm pretty sure Google's translation, "Vstup v ciste salove obuvi nebo v navlecich. Zakaz konzumace jidla a napoju z automatu na hraci plose." is close, but not quite accurate... "Entry into pure indoor shoes or stringing. Prohibition of food and beverages from a vending machine on the rink."

FRIDAY FLICK: "I'm good with the Lord. I'm fine with him. And I know how you were raised, alright? And I know how people fuckin' think out there, and fuck, it's gotta be that way. They've gotta tell you that 'Thou shall not kill' shit and all of that. But that's not the way the world works, Selby. Cuz I'm out there every fuckin' day living it. Who the fuck knows what God wants? People kill each other every day and for what? Him? For politics, for religion, and THEY'RE HEROES! No, no... there's a lot of shit I can't do anymore, but killing's not one of them. And letting those fucking bastards go out and rape someone else isn't either!"

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