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Trust No One. Believe Nothing. So, Just Like Any Other Day.

The white college student who argued with his black classmate about his hair said Wednesday that dreadlocks don't belong to the “colored community's culture.” San Francisco State University student Cory Goldstein, 22, called Bonita Tindle a “bitch” just before the 46-second exchange captured on viral video Monday afternoon. Unfortunately, this girl was unavailable for comment.

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Only Eleven More Days To Pay The Tax Man.

I'll sheepishly admit that sometimes the photo challenges are a little weak. Each morning I scour about 200 different Tumblr blogs looking for photos that will be challenge worthy... sometimes I strike gold, and sometimes I strike out. This morning was a gold morning. An intermediate level challenge, I'd like you to identify what beer -- at least I presume it's beer -- she is drinking from a can.

In Case You Missed it, The Panama Papers Have Revealed I Ain't Worth Shit.

Whether you're hitting the dance floor with Michael Jackson worthy moves or racing from meeting to meeting in the office, you need a hairspray that respects your carefully coiffed locks without giving you helmet head. Give your hair the spotlight with this lightweight spray and let the fun times roll. Rockaholic Fun Times Flexible Hairspray allows your hairstyle to keep its shape, even after you brush it.

Never Before Has An 80's Era Movie Been So Poignant. This Guy Just Won't Go Away.

I have a confession: I LOVE chocolate covered strawberries way too much. I could eat a million and still want more. They're so beautiful and are bursting with some of my favorite flavors and textures, each bite is pure magic! There's no reason to spend an arm and a leg on chocolate covered strawberries from a bakery or delivery service when they're surprisingly easy to make from scratch, right at home.

Today Is April 7th. Not A Whole Hell Of A Lot Has Ever Happened On April 7th.

Before birth, there is a connection between the bellybutton and the bladder. This connection, called the urachus, normally disappears before birth. Urachal abnormalities can also be seen without persistent umbilical drainage - 35 percent of urachal problems are manifestations of an enclosed urachal cyst or infected urachal cyst. This type of problem is seen more often in older children and adults. Instead of visible bellybutton drainage, the symptoms of such a cyst consist of lower abdominal pain, fever, a lump that can be seen or felt, pain with urination, urinary tract infection or hematuria.

This Is Some Regular Columbo Shit Right Here.

I accept your challenge and have tracked down exactly what ship is behind the blonde with great knockers. For starters, you should know that each cruise line has their own brand signature: Carnival Cruises is known for their whale tail funnel, Norwegian Cruise Line has their unique paint schemes, and in this particular case, Royal Caribbean is known for their Viking Crown Lounge which is built around a stack of the ship and is the highest guest-accessible area on board.

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Not To Nitpick But Aren't Money And Cash The Same Thing?

Nigella Lawson is one of the UK's most popular food writers and broadcasters. Her range of kitchenware items, designed in collaboration with Sebastian Conran of Conran & Partners, was launched in 2002. Her day to day experience in the kitchen led to her desire to improve the tools of her trade; the result is an original, practical and stylish range of kitchen items ideal for today's home cook. Paying close attention to form, materials and colour, the Living Kitchen collection is of a high production and design standard. These fabulous Nigella Lawson's Living Kitchen non slip mixing bowls come as a set of four sizes for all your baking and cooking needs.

Good: Remembering You Have Guns And Wanting Them. Bad: Choosing The Fucking Cat.

Following their little sister's wisdom teeth surgery, these brothers put together an intricate plan to convince her that they were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Taking advantage of her anesthesia-filled loopiness -- and armed with grandpa's assault EZ-Grabber -- they made her make time-sensitive decisions such as if they should bring the cat or the dog, and if they should live off funfetti or chocolate cake. Pantalones.

Well, I Suppose It's About Time To Start My Taxes.

The Spanish surname Lara is derived from Lara de los Infantes, in the Burgos province of Spain, and in some cases retains the original form, de Lara (of Lara). There are also Lara surnames in France and Romania. As a first name, Lara is Russian short form of Larisa. It was introduced to the English-speaking world by a character from Boris Pasternak's novel 'Doctor Zhivago' and the subsequent movie adaptation in 1965.

Well, Puddy Can Still Drink.

Astronauts who are orbiting the Earth often experience sensations of weightlessness. These sensations experienced by orbiting astronauts are the same sensations experienced by anyone who has been temporarily suspended above the seat on an amusement park ride. Not only are the sensations the same -- for astronauts and roller coaster riders -- but the causes of those sensations of weightlessness are also the same.

Wow, Even More Fresh Fish Jumping In On The Antiseptic Mouth Rinse.

Sea stars are among the most recognizable and iconic invertebrates of the marine realm. They can be vibrantly colored and fulfill a wide variety of ecological roles. Hence, it is not surprising that beginning marine aquarists so often wish to add these creatures to their collections. However, many of these starfish require a fairly advanced level of care and a well-established aquarium system. In this regard, the common red starfish (Fromia Milleporella) is no exception. This species can be found in the Indian Ocean and Western Pacific, from the Andaman islands as far west as Sri Lanka and as far east as the Fiji Islands.

Yeah, I Decided To Take The Weekend Off.

Dum spiro spero means "While I breathe, I hope" in Latin and is a modern paraphrase of ideas that survive in two ancient writers, Theocritus and Cicero. It is a motto of various places, families, and organizations. It is also the state motto of South Carolina, adopted in 1776. On March 26, 1776, the Provincial Congress of South Carolina set up an independent government, and

Happy National Stock Up On Doritos Day.

Coconuts can cause death, typically as a result of the fruit falling from trees and striking people on the head. Following a 1984 study on "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts," exaggerated claims spread concerning the numbers of deaths by coconut. A few people a year have become a widely circulated urban legend. The legend gained momentum after a noted expert on shark attacks claimed in 2002 that falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year. The claim has often been compared with the number of shark-caused deaths per year, which is approximately five.

Puff Puff, Give. Puff Puff, Give. You Fuckin' Up The Rotation.

Here we have Triumph the Insult Comic Dog discusses gender identity, micro aggressions and trigger warnings with young college voters -- and yes, the trigger warning girl's facial expression is FUCKING HILARIOUS -- as part of Triumph's Election Special 2016. You're welcome.

Happy National Surprise Drug Test Day.

QUICK, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. JUST SHOW ME exactly where this woman is loitering.

Thank God It's Friday.

Back in the early 1900's, before the advent of air conditioning, the summer season was bracketed by Memorial Day and Labor Day. Society flocked en masse from town house to seaside cottage or mountain cabin to escape the heat. City clothes were left behind in exchange for lighter, whiter, summer outfits. Come fall and the return to the city, summer clothes were put away and more formal city clothes donned once more. It was an age when there was a dress code for practically every occasion, and the signal to mark the change between summer resort clothes and clothing worn for the rest of the year was encapsulated in the dictum No white after Labor Day. And it stuck. Of course you can wear white after Labor Day, and it makes perfect sense to do so in climates where September's temperatures are hardly fall-like.

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Well Now. You're Up Early This Morning, Aren't You?

Hotel room thermometers normally don't let you adjust the temperature above or below a certain point, which can lead to some pretty warm rooms in the summer time or chilly ones in the winter. If you want more control, here's how to override your hotel thermometer, put it in "VIP" mode, and tweak it where you like it. This trick also disables the motion sensors that many hotels use to only keep the heating and cooling system active at all when a guest is in the room -- that means that you won't have to wait for a sweltering room to gradually cool off when you get back from a long day, or wait for an ice cold room to warm up in the winter.

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