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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 7, 2016
April 7, 2016

Today Is April 7th. Not A Whole Hell Of A Lot Has Ever Happened On April 7th.

Before birth, there is a connection between the bellybutton and the bladder. This connection, called the urachus, normally disappears before birth. Urachal abnormalities can also be seen without persistent umbilical drainage - 35 percent of urachal problems are manifestations of an enclosed urachal cyst or infected urachal cyst. This type of problem is seen more often in older children and adults. Instead of visible bellybutton drainage, the symptoms of such a cyst consist of lower abdominal pain, fever, a lump that can be seen or felt, pain with urination, urinary tract infection or hematuria.

When laminated glass is broken, it is held in place by an interlayer, typically of polyvinyl butyral (PVB), between its two or more layers of glass, which crumble into small pieces. The green tinted interlayer of PVB keeps the layers of glass bonded even when broken, and its toughening prevents the glass from breaking up into large sharp pieces. Skylight glazing and automobile windshields typically use laminated glass. In geographical areas requiring hurricane-resistant construction, laminated glass is often used in exterior storefronts, curtain walls, windows, and sliding glass doors. The PVB interlayer also gives the glass a much higher sound insulation rating, and also blocks up to 99% of incoming UV radiation.

Behold the power of capitalism and free market competition: OEM Glock magazines used to run $25-$30 each, but now that Magpul has entered the marketplace with their aftermarket magazines, those OEM Glock mags are down to $19 each -- with free shipping on orders over $99.

Hey all knowing and omnipotent Ernie blah, blah, blah, etc., I'd like to caution you against the use of a Mossberg shotgun sporting a pistol grip stock. First and most importantly, the safety is located at the rear most portion and on top of the receiver which makes disengaging and engaging the safety something of a cluster fuck under duress. BTW - if you have to use a bayonet - use it properly. Bob

Challenging you to find the source of the next photo wouldn't be too difficult, since a quick Google IMage search will turn up the gallery. So instead we're going to do things a little different today and I'm going to give you the original gallery and ask you to identify this cruise ship in the background.

A Minnesota company has invented a handgun that folds up to look just like a smartphone. The .380-caliber pistol, called Ideal Conceal, will be available later this year and "will be virtually undetectable because it hides in plain sight," Ideal Conceal says on its website. Not surprisingly, anti-gun senator Chuck Schumer took exception to the new concealable firearm and discouraged his constituents from buying one. Just kidding, he wants to ban it before it even goes into production. No word on whether he'll come after your champagne next.

Buckle up, take a ride down memory lane and watch one hundred years of automobile design in three minutes. But wow, did they pick a gay ass Fiat to represent the 70's.

They see the absolute worst of the worst. And THEN they land and it begins all over again. Quite a few have submitted photos of their layover hotel atrovities to my site. If you'd like, I could compile a gallery, with descriptions, of some of their content. This was "rust" from a hotel in Hungary. Paige

The Masters Par-3 Contest is a great way for the players to relax and enjoy some time with their families before they get set for a grueling four-day tournament at Augusta National. It is also a great way for the fans to get a better idea of just how lucky some of these professional golfers are. Take Dustin Johnson, for example. He not only golfs for a living, but he also gets to make babies with Paulina Gretzky. How can you beat that?

And of course if you're having trouble identifying that exact cruise ship, you can always fall back on the regulr stuff and find me this bull and apple. And still no joy on what's in the green bottle. HINT: "NEU" is German for "NEW."


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