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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 12, 2016
April 12, 2016

Good: Remembering You Have Guns And Wanting Them. Bad: Choosing The Fucking Cat.

Following their little sister's wisdom teeth surgery, these brothers put together an intricate plan to convince her that they were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Taking advantage of her anesthesia-filled loopiness -- and armed with grandpa's assault EZ-Grabber -- they made her make time-sensitive decisions such as if they should bring the cat or the dog, and if they should live off funfetti or chocolate cake. Pantalones.

If you live in a cold-climate area but want to train an exotic climbing plant for color and texture, you can grow them indoors if you have a transitional space between the indoors and outdoors that will act as a sun trap, such as this conservatory. Here Living plants add fresh oxygen to the air and remove toxins, which is especially important for our homes in fall and winter, when we open our windows less often. But beyond plants' air-purifying effect, the act of tending to living plants or arranging cut flowers is a wonderful way to let go of stress.

Old and busted: the Nintendo Zapper. The new hotness: this Nintendo themed Glock Anyway, before anyone gets all pissy pants, the manufacturer has already stated, "In light of the 'Nintendo Glock' drama, we feel that the media and our fans need to know that this firearm will not be mass produced nor will it ever be. This is a one off custom build for a friend of ours. Oh, and please.. keep your guns locked up and away from children, it's common sense."

Piss Artist calls itself "the rather rude drinking and drawing game", but if you want to play it without the rude and drinking elements, then it just becomes an adult version of Pictionary, and not a bad version of it either, especially if you've played Pictionary so many times that you know the cards off by heart, like me! If you're a Pictionary enthusiast, and generally play with adults, Piss Artist might be a game you want to take a look at.

Well, I wasn't able to find your bull and apple statue, but I at least made some headway, which I'll share in hopes that someone else will be able to get it past the goal line. I traced the photo to this gallery, which yields some more clues. Wherever she is, there is a Justice (kids clothing), a McDonalds, a Wells Fargo (at least an TM), and a Directory wign which should be noticeable from Streetview. I have been able to find two malls that contain all three of those stores: Glendale Galleris in Glendale, CA and Lynnhaven Mall in Virginia Beach, VA. Unfortunately, none of those match. She does have another gallery where she took some nudes at Walmart and since there are some signs in Spanish, it leads me to think California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas, or Florida. Other than that, I am tapped out. Shawn in Virginia.

What is that sign? Is that a mouse? I think that's a mouse. Is that a mouse? Find me that mouse.

A retired Chief Master Sergeant -- who actually was a gigantic asshole -- once gave me a piece of invaluable advice. He said, "the best time to look for a job is when you don't need one." Meaning when the actual need arises you'll be desperate and will latch onto whatever offer you come across, regardless of whether or not it's the best move for you. Best to make your move ahead of time, when there's no pressure. And by extension, the best time to buy a ten pack of 30 round magazines, is when you don't need them -- $99 shipped to your door. Presuming you don't live in New York. Or California. Or New Jersey. Or Colorado. Or Maryland. Or Connecticut. Or Massachusetts.

The Eye of Horus is an ancient Egyptian symbol of protection, royal power and good health. The eye is personified in the goddess Wadjet. The Eye of Horus is similar to the Eye of Ra, which belongs to a different god, Ra, but represents many of the same concepts. Horus was the ancient Egyptian sky god who was usually depicted as a falcon, most likely a lanner or peregrine falcon. His right eye was associated with the sun god, Ra. The eye symbol represents the marking around the eye of the falcon, including the "teardrop" marking sometimes found below the eye. The mirror image of the Eye of Horus sometimes represented the moon and the god Djehuti.

Hey Ernie. Ran across this and thought it properly belonged in Dude, WTF? Enjoy Eric R.

I can tell you that Martina is staying at the Hotel Croatia, She also drinks Fanta Lemon 2L and eats Lorenz Crunchchips crusts, Roasted chicken, NEU! , but I have not been able to (so far) find the green bottle, It looks like the same style as the Cockta bottle, but I don't think they make anything green, I will continue looking! Rick

The FIS Nordic World Ski Championships 2001 took place in Lahti, Finland for a record sixth time, previous events being held in 1926, 1938, 1958, 1978 and 1989. These championships also saw the most event changes since the 1950s with the 5km women and 10km men's events being discontinued, the 10km women and 15km men's events return to their normal status for the first time since the 1991 championships, the debut of a combined pursuit as a separate category, the addition of the individual sprint race for both genders, and the debut of the ski jumping team normal hill event. Extremely cold weather -9°F cancelled the women's 30km event. The biggest controversy occurred when a doping scandal hit the host nation of Finland, resulting in six disqualifications.

Will Smith -- not not that guy, a former New Orleans Saints player -- was shot to death and his wife injured Saturday night, near the intersection of Sophie B. Wright Place and Felicity Street, in the Lower Garden District. A bystander captured this video at the scene shortly thereafter.

Concealed hinges are used for furniture doors, and are made of two parts: One part is the hinge cup and the arm, the other part is the mounting plate. Concealed hinges are also called "Euro hinges," as they were developed in Europe and use metric installation standards. Most such concealed hinges offer the advantage of full in situ adjustability for standoff distance from the cabinet face as well as pitch and roll by means of two screws on each hinge. is the coolest webcam site on the web. definitely NSFW tho, so view with discretion.

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