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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 14, 2016
April 14, 2016

Well, Puddy Can Still Drink.

Astronauts who are orbiting the Earth often experience sensations of weightlessness. These sensations experienced by orbiting astronauts are the same sensations experienced by anyone who has been temporarily suspended above the seat on an amusement park ride. Not only are the sensations the same -- for astronauts and roller coaster riders -- but the causes of those sensations of weightlessness are also the same.

This supercut highlights how sound was used to enhance and add texture to Mad Max: Fury Road, in order to create an auditory post-apocalyptic world full of chaos, adrenaline, and suspense. From hearing the sound of the protagonist slowly rising from the sand to mechanized vehicles exploding one after another, this film seeks to add sound to every action shown.

Mouthrinses are used for a variety of reasons: to freshen breath, to help prevent or control tooth decay, to reduce plaque (a thin film of bacteria that forms on teeth), to prevent or reduce gingivitis, to reduce the speed that tartar forms on the teeth, or to produce a combination of these effects. What brand antiseptic mouth rinse is she using? And so you don't whine, here's a close up of the bottle, with what seems to be a very very plain label.

Ernie, If you want to go to IHOP, you should join me here in Colorado Springs. I can take you to that location on Chelton Ave. It has had a paint job and the stores near by have changed, but it is still there. Johnathon [Ernie says: close, but no cigar. Besides the builings in the background, look for the yellow poles at the foot of the IHOP sign.]

Hi Ernie. A little quick Google-fu and you can find that hot little minky at 16943 Devonshire St Granada Hills, CA 91344-7407. Here is the street view. You can see lots more of her gash here. Unfortunately her loser boyfriend makes it into some of the pics. Take Care Eric R.

Hey Ernie, I saw this Smart Car the other day, and thought you would get a kick out of it. Ron

Not sure if you noticed it, but that Smart Car has a handicapped parking pass hanging from the rear view mirror. Which means the driver would be able to park it here, if we knew where here was.

I am as a whole, convinced that human beings are a plague upon the earth and the best thing that can happen is a global killer and for Bruce Willis to call in sick. There are however, occasional instances of humanity, such as Detroit Tigers fan Bill Dugan catching five foul balls and giving them all to nearby kids. But seriously. I'm pro-global killer.

Evinrude E-TEC is the best of both 2-stroke and 4-stroke technologies. It provides the quiet, efficiency and cleanliness many customers associate with the 4-stroke outboards, combined with the torque, throttle response, quick acceleration and raw power associated with the 2-stroke outboard. The technology is considered 2-Stroke, Direct Injection. Evinrude E-TEC in fact, has cleaner exhaust emissions than a 4-stroke, it produces 5 to 10 times less Carbon Monoxide (CO) while idling or trolling.

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