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April 21, 2016

Happy National Surprise Drug Test Day.

QUICK, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. JUST SHOW ME exactly where this woman is loitering.

In modern swimming competitions, records are typically broken by fractions of a second and increasingly the way to win in the swimming competitions is either to be a faster swimmer or to use a better swimsuit. The swimsuits used in competitive sports are designed to reduce ater resistance -- called drag -- on the swimmers as they push forward in the water. The drag faced by the swimmer in the water is caused by the body shape of the swimmer and the friction of water against the skin of the swimmer. A light and soft material is used to reduce the friction between water and skin whereas a stronger material is used to compress and streamline the body shape of the swimmer in order to reduce the water drag.

The shaka sign, sometimes known as "hang loose", is a gesture often associated with Hawaii and surf culture. It consists of extending the thumb and smallest finger while holding the three middle fingers curled, and gesturing in salutation while presenting the front or back of the hand; the hand may be rotated back and forth for emphasis. The shaka sign was adopted from local Hawaiian culture and customs by visiting surfers in the 1960s, and its use has spread around the world.

Knowledge is power: here is a list of the most popular concealed carry handguns of 2015. And once you've picked one out, here are five things you should always practice when carrying concealed.

Ernie, I believe I have tracked down the date your Mardi Gras flasher photo was taken. The girl we see in the white basketball jersey is Baylor's #44 Kristina Higgins. Kristina Higgins is listed as a senior, so the game must have taken place within the last 4 years. Mardi Gras was on Feb 28th this year, so I looked up Baylor's schedule one week before and one week after thatr date. Basketball players wear jerseys at home games, so this is Baylor hosted game. Two games fit that criteris, Feb 3rd vs Kansas State (Purple color) and Feb 6 vs Kansas (crimson and blue). Since the opposing player is wearing purple, i checked their roster and it looks like that is KS's guard Ashia Woods #23. Therefore your photo was taken on February 3, 2016. Always fun! James from Baltimore

Ernie says: very sound logic. Close, but no banana. Kansas State's #23 is a cracka.

Ernie, The photo of the young married woman with the revealing blouse was taken on Tuesday, Jan. 12, 2016. The same day Kristina Higgins (#44) and the ladies of Baylor beat West Virginia 69-64 in Waco Texas. Have a good night, BJ

Ernie says: your #23 checks out.

NOW I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SHOW ME: exactly where this closed store is.

Here are six words I want you to pay very close attention to, because you have longed to hear them even if you didn't know it: Lingerie. Football. League. Bench. Clearing. Brawl. Yeah, you're welcome.

Timothy Bruce Schmit is an American musician, singer, and songwriter, best known for his work as the bass guitar player and singer for Poco and the Eagles. Schmit has also worked for decades as a session musician and solo artist. In 1998, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of the Eagles, the first year they were nominated.


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