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Here Lies Lester Moore. Four Slugs from a 44. No Les, No More.

Proper aquarium lighting is essential to fish and aquatic plants; it brings an aquarium to life. Native tropical fish and plants live within 23 degrees of the equator and experience about 12 hours of light and darkness. To recreate tropical conditions, leave the aquarium light on for 12 hours a day. Some tropical fish, such as the elephant nose fish, prefer dim lighting, and so if they’re included, provide them with plenty of hiding spaces. Tropical plants add beauty, color and often become food supplements for fish. They thrive in proper lighting, producing oxygen and remove harmful waste products.

Today Is Tuesday. And Yes It Shall Be Tasteless.

During the day today, I needed to swing past the drive-thru at my bank. I got there to find long lines, and resigned myself to spending a bit of time there. An inveterate people watcher, I began to inspect the cars around me for someone 'interesting' to watch. A quick scan of my neighbors found no attractive women to fantasize about. Damn. Better settle for weird. I looked to the car on my right, and lo, paydirt. The late-model Cherokee held three occupants, but, from the look of it, those three shared the intellectual capacity of perhaps one and a half. It appeared to be a mother with her two boys, out for a little excursion.

This Is What You Get When You Keep Choosing The Lesser Of Two Evils.

Somehow, this seems relevant.

Do Not Send Me That Sinko De Mayo Joke. I Fucking Hate That Joke..

In this heartwarming video from Scotland, Maria Maciocia reunites with her dog Sandy, after being away from him for seven months.

One Of My Friends Has A Birthday Today, But Fuck All if I Can Remember Who.

Milk-Bone is a brand of dog biscuit. It was created in 1908 by the F. H. Bennett Biscuit Company, which operated a bakery on the Lower East Side of New York City. Originally named Maltoid, the biscuit was a bone-shaped treat made from minerals, meat products, and milk. Sometime between 1915 and 1926, the biscuit was simply named "Milk-Bone", owing to the high composition of cow's milk. In 1931, the bakery was acquired by the National Biscuit Company (now Nabisco). Over the next few decades, the Milk-Bone was expanded to include a number of different flavors, such as chicken and beef. The marketing focus was also shifted from Milk-Bone being merely a dog treat to a product that promoted cleaner teeth and better breath.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

I Feel Like Hammered Dogshit.

I STILL Feel Like Hammered Dogshit, Just A Little Less Hammered Dogshit Than Yesterday.

Learn how to wrap your hair in a towel on top of your head for all hair types, or wrap your hair at the side of your head for people with long or thick hair. Your wrap will keep your wet hair from getting your clothes wet. And your hands will be free to finish getting ready while your hair is drying. Wrapping your hair in a towel will wick the moisture away from your head while keeping your hair out of your way. Putting your hair in a wrap is also a great way to keep your head warm after a shower in the winter.

Okay, The Hammered Dogshittiness Is Almost Gone.

Capitalize on the beauty of the beach and the strength-enhancing workout running on sand provides. Beach running—especially on dry, loose sand—strengthens your arches, ankles and other below-the-knee muscles more than running on harder surfaces. Several studies have found that running on sand consumes more energy than running on asphalt, burning as many as 1.6 more calories per mile. There's also much less impact force when you run on sand, resulting in less abuse to your knee and ankle joints.

The Occasional Lung Monkey Notwithstanding, Once Again All Is Right With The World.

QV is one of the few brands to use glycerol in many of its products. Glycerol is a naturally occurring humectant, which helps the skin retain moisture, protecting the skin against irritation. Glycerol isn't greasy and won't block pores, and leaves skin feeling smooth and soft. Sodium lauryl sulphate is found in some soaps and can irritate the skin, so the QV range is SLS free and also free from fragrance, color, lanolin and propylene glycol to help cleanse and moisturise without irritation. QV Gentle Wash innovative formulation maintains skin hydration during cleansing to ensure the skin is left clean and soft, not dry and tight.

Holy Shit Am I Glad The Weekend Is Finally Here.

Pool drains contain water within the pool area while providing a safe play area for children and bare feet. Pool drains are more concerned with the presence of barefoot people and less worried about protecting the house from water issues. A major factor for deciding which pool drain to choose is determining your balance between safety and aesthetics. We all want to have a safe pool environment. For pool decks that get a lot of bare foot traffic, safety and economy may be a higher priority. Plastic perforated covers will be safe on the little feet and will be less costly than metal grating.

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Lots of Shit Today, So Pay Attention And Take It All In. Yeah That's Right, Take It Alllll In.

If you find that you have more headaches and migraines while at work, it may be the office lighting. Traditional office lighting generally presents three potential headache and migraine triggers: glare on computer screens from any overhead lighting, glare from overhead incandescent lighting, and flicker from fluorescent lighting. Glare on a computer screen from overhead lighting may be the easiest to address, and glare from incandescent light bulbs can often be handled in a number of ways. But the problem with fluorescent lighting is different and more difficult to address. Although generally imperceptible to the human eye, fluorescent lighting has a flicker. It's the flicker itself that's actually a migraine trigger. Thus, it doesn't matter what kind of fixture houses the tubes, people who are sensitive to that flicker will have a problem with it.

The 2016 Election As Illustrated By Television Doctors.

Donald Trump = Dr House: crass, insulting, self-centered, doesn't give a shit about feelings or political correctness. May not necessarily know the immediate answer, but has enough sense to surround himself with people who do. Only wants to find the solution to a problem and move on.

The Political Noose Draws Tighter and Tighter.

White House - Black Market, Inc. owns and operates women clothing and accessories boutiques in the United States and Canada. The company sells work wear, casual wear, suiting, pants, jackets, skirts, dresses, tops, petites, and jeans, as well as clothing for weddings and events; shoes, bags and accessories, belts, scarves, sunglasses, bridesmaids accessories, and gifts and gift cards; and jewelry, including bridesmaids jewelry, delicates, necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. It also sells products online. The company was founded in 1985 and is based in Fort Myers, Florida. As of July 2003, White House - Black Market, Inc. operates as a subsidiary of Chico's FAS Inc.

If Only Our Politicians Were As Honest As Jon Basso.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is without a doubt, the most honest man in America. As for me? I had a Double Bypass burger, which I technicaly finished but since I didn't eat all of my fries, I ended up getting my ass paddled and yes, I won. And yes, you feel just as fucking gluttonous as you might imagine.

I Never Gave A Shit What Sciatica Was Until Now That My Right Ass Cheek Hurts.

The Marine Corps Combat Utility Uniform (MCCUU) is the current battledress uniform of the United States Marine Corps. It is also worn by Navy personnel (mostly corpsmen and chaplains) assigned to Marine Corps units. It replaces the Battle Dress Uniform, which the Marine Corps had shared with the Navy, Army and Air Force. Both the MCCUU, and its distinctive camouflage pattern, MARPAT, are exclusive to the Marine Corps, which holds the patents to their design, and are not available to the civilian market. MARPAT is available in two color schemes, woodland and desert. The uniforms are manufactured by Propper International, American Apparel, E.A. Industries, American Power Source, and Columbia Sewing Company.

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Evidently Sciatica Is Nature's Way of Telling You You're A Fat Fuck And It's Time To Lose Weight.

For over 75 years, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner has been America's family favorite. And just looking at that box, you can almost taste why. The classic smiling macaroni drenched in creamy cheese sauce will make you fall in love with every bite. Sometimes you're in the mood for delicious homestyle taste. Kraft Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese makes a tasty, nutritious meal or side dish that both adults and kids will love. Kids love the cheesy flavor and smooth, creamy consistency. Kraft Easy Mac is microwaveable, making it quick and easy to prepare. Rich in calcium and iron, Kraft Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese is a healthy complement to any meal or a satisfying main dish all on its own.

I Did Insert My Favorite Title, Godammit.

For many, the end of the world might seem daunting, but for these festival goers a post-apocalyptic world in the middle of a Californian desert is a form of escapism. At least this is the case for Mike Orr who is known as 'Sweet Lips' at Wasteland Weekend - the annual four-day festival that allows lovers of the Mad Max movie franchise to see what it is really like to live in a society where civilization is crumbling. "It's the end of the world," Orr said of Wasteland Weekend, which attracts thousands from across the country. "You get to do whatever you want to do."

Well, I've Had Just About Enough Of This Shit Already.

The Veterans Affairs office has made it a practice to report veterans to the FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Check system. Any veteran who needs help doing paper work or is assigned a fiduciary trustee to act on their behalf is automatically declared “mentally defective” and is reported to NICS, the database Federal Firearms Licensees use to determine whether a prospective buyer is eligible to buy guns. As of December 2015 the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs -- yes, this VA -- has reported 260,381 veterans to the FBI, effectively making them prohibited firearms possessors under the law. And who stopped a recent effort to restore these veteran's Second Amdendment rights? That'd be Illinois Democratic Senator Dick Durbin. Meanwhile, still no plans for how they're going to get guns out of the hands of fine upstanding citizens such as this.

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