Somehow, this seems relevant.
Did you know that in the state of California, a disabled person or disabled veteran displaying special license plates issued under Section 5007 or a distinguishing placard issued under Section 22511.5 is allowed to park for unlimited periods in any of the following zones: any restricted zone or on streets upon which preferential parking privileges and height limits have been given, any parking zone that is restricted as to the length of time parking, or any metered parking space without being required to pay parking meter fees.
FUNNY: a fan tweeting to poop in Emily Blunt's mouth. NOT FUNNY: a fan tweeting for sportswriter Sarah Spain to get raped again. Look behind you bro, that's the line.
Throughout the 20th century red-and-white checked tablecloths in restaurants sent clear messages to patrons: this restaurant is inexpensive, friendly, and unpretentious. Whether ethnic or “American” they suggested that the customer was in a homey place, either authentically old fashioned or old world. The fabric itself dates far back into the 19th century. Already by 1900 tablecloths were seen as old fashioned. But unlike other material culture of restaurant-ing, the meanings of the red-and-white tablecloths were created as much by fundraising events and celebrations sponsored by churches, clubs, and schools as they were by restaurants.
Behold, the greatest birth announcement evar. Assuming of course, you're giving birth to Damien.
The Carolina Hurricanes are an American professional ice hockey team based in Raleigh, North Carolina, that competes in the National Hockey League (NHL). The Hurricanes are a member club of the league's Metropolitan Division in the Eastern Conference, and Hurricanes play their home games at the 18,680-seat PNC Arena. The Carolina Hurricanes are the only major league professional sports team in North Carolina to play in Raleigh; the state's other two major franchises, the NFL's Carolina Panthers and the NBA's Charlotte Hornets, are based in Charlotte.
The guys over at Guns America have put together this list of five guns to buy before the 2016 election: Hillary Clinton Edition. Meanwhile, expect ammo/gun prices to steadily climb through November while we find out who our next master is. Meanwhile,
So whatcha got on your bathroom sink? Oh nothing. Just hair conditioner. Shampoo. Body wash. Dildo. Toothbrush. Wait, what was that one? What, toothbrush? No, the one before that.