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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 5, 2016
May 5, 2016

Do Not Send Me That Sinko De Mayo Joke. I Fucking Hate That Joke..

In this heartwarming video from Scotland, Maria Maciocia reunites with her dog Sandy, after being away from him for seven months.

As is known from previous studies by the University of Jena, caffeine protects the hair roots from testosterone attacks and provides them with the necessary growth energy. Although shampoos were used exclusively to cleanse scalp and hair in the past, Dr. Kurt Wolff-Research has now succeeded in developing a method for transporting caffeine all the way to the hair roots based on a shampoo formula. It has even been proven to slow down hereditary hair loss. Now you can bring this unique active ingredient to your hair roots during normal hair washing – with Alpecin, Germany's first caffeine shampoo.

Adjacent to Cuba, the Dominican Republic is on an island that shares a similar climate and rich soil conditions which enable the growth of tobacco of the finest quality. The tobacco leaves are lighter in body than their Cuban counterparts, but have a complexity of flavours and held in high esteem by many and enjoyed by connoisseurs everywhere. Born in Cuba, the fine tradition of Santa Damiana cigars continues today, producing a medium-bodied cigar known for its smooth, satisfying taste.

Tesco is a British multinational grocery and general merchandise retailer headquartered in Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire, England, United Kingdom. It is the third largest retailer in the world measured by profits and second-largest retailer in the world measured by revenues. It has stores in twelve countries across Asia and Europe and is the grocery market leader in the UK -- where it has a market share of around 28% -- Ireland, Hungary, Malaysia, and Thailand.

Interior plants offer businesses a simultaneously natural and beautiful addition to the interior while benefiting the overall well-being of employees. The Environmental Protection Agency estimates that Americans spend up to 90% of their time indoors. By incorporating plant life into the design of your space, your staff will be able to enjoy nature's beauty and the many physical and psychological benefits of office plants.

Old and busted: What's the box. The new hotness: What's in the can?

Ernie, the public fountain in question is located in Washington Square Park, or as I call it, "my front yard". Say, I was just thinking, have I been reading EHOWA for over 30 years now? Exactly when did this madness begin? Best regards, - Charlie

Hey, Ernie, this fountain is in Washington Square Park at West 4th Street in NYC. There is no street view inside the park, but here is a google user shot of the fountain. Love the site, keep up the good work ! ~> rIch M (from Long Island, NY)

Good Morning Ernie. I will take a SWAG ( Scientific Wild Ass Guess ) at where this fountain is. The lovely ladies sharing their perky C cups appear to be at the fountain at Washington Square Park in Manhattan. Here is a street view. Take care Eric

Seems more like 500 years, doesn't it? Let's see, the main domain -- -- started in 1997, and I was running the joke list from TIAC.NET for at least two years before that. So shit, 21 years now? Time flies when you're making dick jokes and talking about boobs.

Crystal Houses are almost completely transparent, thanks to novel construction elements like a clear adhesive that does the work of opaque mortar, and bricks made out of solid glass. The resultant structure fits onto an existing traditional building, but in the future there could be entire buildings made using the Crystal House techniques.

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