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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 17, 2016
May 17, 2016

The 2016 Election As Illustrated By Television Doctors.

Donald Trump = Dr House: crass, insulting, self-centered, doesn't give a shit about feelings or political correctness. May not necessarily know the immediate answer, but has enough sense to surround himself with people who do. Only wants to find the solution to a problem and move on.

Hillary Clinton = Dr Oz: puts on a good show thanks to a small network of very powerful supporters. Somehow manages to be everywhere, despite an intense dislike by the general populace. Really only gives a shit about making money, usually doing so at someone else's expense.

Bernie Sanders = Dr Phil: talks like he has experience with, and the solution to, every problem. But scratch below the surface and you'll discover he's batshit crazy. Often supports ideas that have been publicly condemned for years. Taking his advice is often more dangerous than not.

Now I know what you're thinking. Not a fair comparison, because Dr Oz and Dr Phil are at least real people, and Dr House is just a fictional character. True, but completely beside the point. From the perspective of the television viewer, none of these doctors are any more or less real than the other two; they're all just people you see on TV. So while none of them are the ideal doctor let me ask you, which one would you want to be treated by?

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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. But let me ask you fair reader, what is the yellow zone for and where can I find it?

Hi Ernie. From your links last week, the ranch owner should have taken better care of that animal. My grandfather raised cattle in Georgia after retiring from Delta as a captain. Cattle are social animals and if raised properly are quite happy being around people and taking food from them. I was a guest on the farm one day and hand fed some. They didn't know me but were happy to take the free food. If you kill off all the wolves, then you will also have to kill off all the coyotes, bears and panthers/cougars/big cats. Then, because there are no top level predators left you will also have to kill off a lot of deer and moose. Otherwise the deer and moose will become so numerous that they overgraze the land your cattle are using. You will also have a bubonic plague problem with rabbits, foxes, prarie dogs, mice and rats. Even rabbits are involved in the plague cycle, at least in Colorado. Rabbits and prarie dogs dig dens that cattle can step on and break their legs. Foxes make a pretty good small animal control without harming cattle, but they have been known to attack sheep giving birth. Any animal about to give birth is vulnerable. That ranch owner should have kept her penned up. Real cowboys know how to guard their flock. David.

That crosswalk is located on Ceskomoravska in Praha 9, Prague, czech republic, You can find more of her travels here. Rick

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