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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 24, 2016
May 24, 2016

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For many, the end of the world might seem daunting, but for these festival goers a post-apocalyptic world in the middle of a Californian desert is a form of escapism. At least this is the case for Mike Orr who is known as 'Sweet Lips' at Wasteland Weekend - the annual four-day festival that allows lovers of the Mad Max movie franchise to see what it is really like to live in a society where civilization is crumbling. "It's the end of the world," Orr said of Wasteland Weekend, which attracts thousands from across the country. "You get to do whatever you want to do."

According to the Tumblr blog I snagged this from, this photo was taken near Gunnison Beach in New Jersey, but hell if I can figure out where. Maybe you'll have better luck than I did?

Before puberty, the abdominal region of both males and females is covered with very fine vellus hair. In response to rising levels of androgens during and after puberty, the skin of the abdomen begins to produce coarser, longer and more pigmented hair. This process affects primarily men. Initially hair grows in a vertical line from the pubic area up to the navel and from the thorax down to the navel. With some men, the abdominal hair will stay within a clearly defined vertical line, but in others, terminal hair will appear laterally as well as vertically, particularly in the area around the navel. Some women may develop a small line of hair from the pubic area up to the navel. Excessive abdominal hair on women, following the male pattern, is a type of hirsutism.

Yesterday I mentioned the NRA officially endorsed Donald Trump for president; here's his full acceptance speech.

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here with dating profiles for some of the most memorable Star Wars characters Best Regards, Dave

Ernie, That would be the Manhattan Beach pier and the building at the end is the Roundhouse Aquarium. Jefferson [Ernie says: Close, but no banana.]

Hey Ernie- Mark again. That's the Manhattan Beach Pier. I grew up in Manhattan Beach and spend my first 18 years of life sitting on the sand all day long. Here's a great webcam of the current surf conditions! Mark [Ernie says: Cool webcam but again, no banana.]

A bimini top is an open-front canvas top for the cockpit of a boat, usually supported by a metal frame. Most biminis can be collapsed when not in use, and raised again if shade or shelter from rain is desired. The bimini is used mostly as protection from the sun; it offers little to no protection from wind, rain, or spray when moving forward at any speed. The job of the bimini top strap is to securely hold open the bimini top. Besides securing the top against wind and wooble, they will also pull the bimini open taut enough so the bimini will not hold water.

Mars Ice Cream takes the nation's favourite chocolate brands and translates them into delicious, creamy ice cream. From the classic taste of Mars, the number one ice cream bar in the market, to the nation's favorite Klondike bars, Mars Ice Cream has a range of products that will excite shoppers! So show me where can I try one! Now as for what pier we're trying to find from yesterday, note the a series of two smaller buildings as you head out the pier towards the red roofed circular building at the end.

I have been coming to your site since exactly September 11, 2001. Virtually every fucking day. What is wrong with me, I do not know! Haha. Softball crushed over the fence! Glen

Big Ern- First chasing Gwen around Prague and now Katerina all around Budapest. Dude, wish I were still young enough to be doing all this Euro tail chasing on the realz!! Anywho, Fortuna Campground outside of Budapest is the location. Although peg man can't enter for a street view, the building is dead center of the map view and apparently the green tables are still there. The video from which the stills came from is here. Forward to 1:17 for the green picnic table encounter. It appears the seat was a bit hot for her fine little naked ass, hence the look on her face in the photo. Lucky dude she sat with also made his way into a couple more shots/scenes. Another fine challenge indeed good sir! John

If'n you're in the need, Gander Mountain has some quality .22LR in stock -- a 500 brick of Thunderbolt LRN for $20 and 525 brick of HPs for $35 -- free shipping on orders over $50.

Long prized for its deeply purple, glossy beauty as well as its unique taste and texture, eggplants are now available in markets throughout the year, but they are at their very best from August through October when they are in season. Eggplants belong to the nightshade family of vegetables, which also includes tomatoes, sweet peppers and potatoes. They grow in a manner much like tomatoes, hanging from the vines of a plant that grows several feet in height. While the different varieties do range slightly in taste and texture, one can generally describe the eggplant as having a spongy texture and pleasantly bitter taste.

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